NEED Church Name Suggestions!!

[His_disciple3]

"The Church of the Chosen Few" this way people can't make fun of you all when the multitude don't show up, and think about it, who wouldn't want to be part of the Chosen few?

 

[His_disciple3]

Of course it is. Coffee has caffeine which is a known stimulant. The subliminal message being sent here is Christ is not sufficient to meet all of our needs be they physical, spiritual, or emotional. An extra-biblical component is needed to stimulate us to service; i.e. caffeine. We as the temples of the living God must be ever sober and vigilant to keep our temple purified by carefully watching what we're placing in it be it physical, spiritual, or emotional. Ergo, coffee is not only anti-gospel, it is evil and must be purged from our righteous bodies so we may be presented to our King of Kings as unblemished lambs...

...or something like that.

*gently removes tongue from cheek*

ok so let's all quit eating;

Matthew 15:10-11
10 And he called the multitude, and said unto them, Hear, and understand:
11 Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.
KJV

Paul said that he would do whatever he could, even become accused himself if he could win his kinsman to Christ! HHHHMMMMM I wonder if that meant serving refreshments before Church