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Split Rock once made this thread for Dad and I:The Hindenburg.
You probably wont fly on an airplane, right?
Two Creationists take a Commercial Flight
AV1611VET: How do we know that the flight crew knows how to fly this plane?
Flight Attendant: They are trained experts and have been doing this for many years.
Dad: All because they are so-called experts doesn't mean they can ignore God's Word.
Flight Attendant: What does God's Word have to do with flying an airplane?
AV1611VET: I use my Boolean Standards to show that flying is against The Inerrant Word of God and The Documentation.
Flight Attendant: Are you talking about The Bible? Where does The Bible say that?
AV1611VET: "Thinking themselves to be wise they became fools."
Flight Attendant: What does that have to do with flying?
AV1611VET: Homo sapiens means "Wise Man,"; doesn't it? Since the flight crew are Wise Men they are really fools and God will show them they are fools by crashing the plane.
Flight Attendant: What???
Dad: How do these Ivory Tower so-called experts know they can fly this plane between here and the destination? What if the atmosphere between here and the destination is in a different state?
Flight Attendant: Different State?? What do you mean??
Dad: A different state. Like it was before "The Split."
Flight Attendant: What "Split?"
Dad: During the time of Peleg. To think differently, is anti-Bible hogwash and a fantasy!
Flight Attendant: What are you talking about?
Dad: You cannot prove that the space-time state between here and there is not different can you?
Flight Attendant: No, but we have never had any problem flying this route before..
Dad: Ha! You just ASSUME there is no difference now, because you assume the past is the key to the present. That is an Anti-God Lie, and thinking only within the box.. I refuse to accept it!!!
Flight Attendant Please, both of you take your seats!
AV1611VET: You just can't wait to ridicule me, even though I accept 95% of your "science!"
Dad: I just discovered that human flight is impossible! Amazing!!
Flight Attendant: Please, take your seats so we can take off! I promise it is safe!
AV1611VET: Oh yeah.. just like Thalidomide was a Wonder Drug before it was Plutoed!
Flight Attendant: Thalidomide?
AV1611VET: Sure, Thaldomide proves that your "science" changes with the flavor of the week!
Dad: Prove with your so called science that the state between here and there is the same! You can't!!!! Human flight is an anti-Bible lie! Amazing!
Flight Attendant: Get off this plane!!!
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