Two things Navy SEALS are always taught: Keep your priorities in order.
Know when to act without hesitation.
A college professor in the North East, an avowed atheist and active in
the ACLU, was teaching his class.
He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that for once
and for all he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the
ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me
off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off this
platform!!!!"
Again after 5 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am,
God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL, just
released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly
registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL hit him
full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty
platform. The Professor was out cold!!
The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in
confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat
silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked
at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses
and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you?! Why
did you do that!?"
"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting
your right to say stupid crap and act like an idiot, so he sent me."
Know when to act without hesitation.
A college professor in the North East, an avowed atheist and active in
the ACLU, was teaching his class.
He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that for once
and for all he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the
ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me
off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off this
platform!!!!"
Again after 5 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am,
God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL, just
released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly
registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL hit him
full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty
platform. The Professor was out cold!!
The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in
confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat
silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked
at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses
and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you?! Why
did you do that!?"
"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting
your right to say stupid crap and act like an idiot, so he sent me."
