My new interpretation of the trinity (need help!)

[scarletwasred]

I have an idea that maybe the father is kinda like Rick Astley in a way, as in he takes it up the backside from robotic hello kitty dolls.
The holy spirirt sounds like ceiling cat because he watched you all the time.
Also Jesus is a [bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse].