My New Idea to Make Millions !!!!

[4jacks]

My New Idea to Make Millions !!!!

I've had an Epiphany!!

Every knows that Plastic Surgery and Boob Implants are all the rage right now, right?
Everyone wants to be beautiful and a lot of people would rather spend thier Well earned (or stolen) money than spend time exercising ..... Well you can't exercise to make your boobs bigger, but that's not the Point here.... forget I said anything about boobs....

Anyhoo... besides getting boob implants and tummy tucks and all that jazz, What does EVERYONE WANT????

That's right, everyone wants the J-Lo Booty!!!

And guys don't want a Flat butt either, Except I'm not about to start talking about some famous dudes butt... just not going happen...

So Anyhoo I was thinking... Why don't they make Butt Implants!!!!

It's genius !! Everyone would want Butt Implants.... Heck I'd be the first person inline, for the life of me I can't do anything with my flat butt, no matter what I do at the gym.

It really shouldn't be that hard, you just have to find a rubber/plastic material that is consistent with the density flexibility of a human muscle, and you stick it under the Butt Skin!!

I know I saw some TV show a Long time ago, where plastic surgeons were doing something similiar with Men's Chest and Shoulder Muscles, So this has to be Do-able!

What do you guys Think???

 

[Leanna]

I'm in!!! Here's 20 bucks to never speak of it again

 

[luvmyhubby]

Go get in line. It's called Gluteal Augmentation. Do a Google search - you'll be amazed at how many sites exist.

 

[JewelInHisCrown]

I was just going to say this...they already have the implants for that. I saw one guy get calf implants so he looked more muscular.

 

[4jacks]

Go get in line. It's called Gluteal Augmentation. Do a Google search - you'll be amazed at how many sites exist.

Drats Foiled Again!!! Those Pesky Kids and that mangy Mutt.

 

[Jillymac]

Aw thats ashame but yeah bum implants have been done already...

maybe you could invent some other implants, like for toes or somethin...

 

[4jacks]

some other implants, like for toes or somethin...

You sick Pervert !!!!!!!!!!



j/k

 

[Leanna]

:d

 

[4jacks]

:d

Is that some kind of defunktified smiley?

 

[Oblivious]

I'm in!!! Here's 20 bucks to never speak of it again

ROFLMBO!

Someone tell 4Jacks that 95% of woman already have J-Lo Booty, that's why everyone's getting Liposuction.

 

[Leanna]

My smilie hates me!!! (It was supposed to be this one )

 

[Jillymac]

You sick Pervert !!!!!!!!!!



j/k

Oi! that was an IDEA, i don't like toes, you make me sound like i have a fetish or sumthin!!!!

ok i can see how toe implants was stupid to suggest but...

you were the one to suggest bum implants! that was like uh....SO last year!!

 

[KSUCE03]

Anybody seen calf implants?

From my understanding, calves are about the hardest muscle to hypertrophy. It seems that the size of your calves are largely genetic and can't be grown as readily as other muscles. Therefore, people (mostly men I'd guess) get implants to make their calves look larger.

 

[4jacks]

I'd get calf and butt implants if I could afford it...

I friggin hate working my lower body.

 

[Leanna]

I'd get calf and butt implants if I could afford it...

I friggin hate working my lower body.

They wouldn't look like muscles, where they flex as you walk.... it would be like.... fat.... only even worse for your body.

forgive me everyone

 

[4jacks]

Where do you get off calling me vain?

Especially since I have repeatedly stated that I'm 20 lbs underweight and trying to get in shape?

 

[Leanna]

Where do you get off calling me vain?

Especially since I have repeatedly stated that I'm 20 lbs underweight and trying to get in shape?

You're not underweight God made you that way. I'm not saying you shouldn't be healthy... I've just met too many guys who are always trying to gain an unreasonable amount of weight when they are built a different way.

Every time I have gone to the doctors they have told me I am underweight. It is simply not true. I am not dieting, and I am not going to try to gain weight just because they think I should. God made me this way and I will be happy with it (or at least try my best!)

 

[4jacks]

Why does everything have to dissolve into some theological disscussion with you?

I'm not suppose to try to gain weight becuase this is the way God made me?

The bible doesn't talk about this either way, so I'm not going to discuss it with you.

You do whatever you want. I'm trying to get to 180lbs and reach my own personal goals.

Don't call me vain.

 

[alwaysyoung]

Butt implants already exist...it's all been done, breast, butt, muscle, etc.

But here's a tip next time you get another genius thought that hasn't been invented yet, if you want to make millions on it, don't tell your idea to thousands...

 

[4jacks]

But here's a tip next time you get another genius thought that hasn't been invented yet, if you want to make millions on it, don't tell your idea to thousands...

making millions was kind of a joke,

I'm a civil engineer not a doctor, I could never pull something like that off in a million years.

And you can't sell Ideas, just patents and products.