My messed up family

[Zeeboe]

I once had an Uncle who was a drunk. My family tried to get him a hobby to keep him from drinking. They got him into sculpting school. Didn't help. He kept coming to the classes plastered.

Had another Uncle who was a rare coin dealer. One day a couple of tough guys come into his place and beat him senseless.

Had another Uncle who owned a grocery store. One night somebody broke in and caved his head in with a case of corn flakes. The cops think it might have been the work of a serial killer.

 

[Zeeboe]

My Father was a Father (priest) and he was killed by a mass murderer.

My Aunt was a plumber, she fell out of a plane and plunged to her death.

My great great grandfather was a success, he lived before air conditioners and had many fans.

My cousin went on the dynamite diet, very unsuccessful she really blew up.

 

[Ruth~]

Lol. Those are real funny. Keep em coming! Great jokes!

 

[xladyfayre]

those are really funny

 

[supergirl135]

OMGOSH I just got the one about the mass murderer...haha those are some awesome puns XD

 

[Alive again]

cute

 

[davidklewis]

My uncle had a part-time job on the railroad--he was a semiconductor.

My brother got a job a a bakery--but he didn't need the dough.

My sister applied for a job at a photoshop--but nothing developed.

Me--I'm a Commodities Relocation Specialist.

 

[xtinarose]

hahahah, niiiiice

 

[xladyfayre]

Me--I'm a Commodities Relocation Specialist.

i dont get this one....

 

[davidklewis]

i dont get this one....

It's not a pun--it's my job.

 

[knowtomorrow]

ahh, funny!