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My jokes.. ^_^

MrKidney

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PACMAN

Pac-man: Hi, honey, i'm home!
Mrs.Pac-Man: Good to see you...
Pac-Man: Have you seen my latest game it's so cool yeah!
Mrs.Pac-Man: Boo!
Pac-Man: And I bought you flowers!
Mrs.Pac-Man: Yay!
Pac-Man: And a rubber chicken!
Mrs.Pac-Man: o_O
Pac-Man: It's pink!
Mrs.Pac-Man: Yay!

COFFEE

Customer: I WANT COFFEE!!1!
Seller: No coffee for you.
Customer: BUT I WANT *falls over* zzz...
Seller: *steps back 3 steps*


FOOTBALL:

There was a football game that every man was watching
The exitement begins with the first pass!
The ball soars and soars and soars
But then it runs out of gas
It falls and falls and they go through the goal!!
The men go wild and they cheer like mad rain
They love the team and they are happy.
The women go to work 'cause they got more brains.

Whacha think? :)