My Global Flood Challenge

[AV1611VET]

You are teleported back into time and witness the Flood.

You are then sent back to the present, but told that you can bring back anything you want, but you have 30 days to use that object to convince enough scientists that the Flood was real.

What would you bring back that would have scientists saying, "Stop the presses! The Flood was indeed real!"

(Note: no biological units allowed.)

 

[Split Rock]

You are teleported back into time and witness the Flood.

You are then sent back to the present, but told that you can bring back anything you want, but you have 30 days to use that object to convince enough scientists that the Flood was real.

What would you bring back that would have scientists saying, "Stop the presses! The Flood was indeed real!"

(Note: no biological units allowed.)

Can I bring a camera with me?

 

[dawiyd]

Fine, the ark with all contents included.

/thread.

 

[Ar Cosc]

I would bring back the first few chapters of the Bible. The fact that they stop just before the flood is proof that they're genuine

 

[AV1611VET]

Can I bring a camera with me?

Yes

 

[AV1611VET]

Fine, the ark with all contents included.

You mean excluded?

(Note: no biological units allowed.)

 

[AV1611VET]

I would bring back the first few chapters of the Bible. The fact that they stop just before the flood is proof that they're genuine

That's not a bad answer --

(Assuming the language doesn't need its own Rosetta stone, that is.)

 

[Split Rock]

Can I bring a camera with me?

Yes

Great! I would take photos of the ark, the fountains of the deep erupting, the flood waters, rising above the hills, etc. perhaps I could interview Noah himself (if we could understand each other) and make a video of it. I would also take barometric readings, water levels, take water samples from the fountains and from the local rivers, etc. If given the time, I would demonstrate that the world was one continent... perhaps buy some maps from local cartographers.

 

[dawiyd]

You mean excluded?

No I meant included.

 

[jayem]

Great! I would take photos of the ark, the fountains of the deep erupting, the flood waters, rising above the hills, etc. perhaps I could interview Noah himself (if we could understand each other) and make a video of it. I would also take barometric readings, water levels, take water samples from the fountains and from the local rivers, etc. If given the time, I would demonstrate that the world was one continent... perhaps buy some maps from local cartographers.

Sounds good. You'd also want photographic documentation of the flood receding. And after the water was gone, you'd want to drill into the ground for crust samples--I'd say you'd need at least several kms in depth for good information. And to document world wide flooding, you'd need thousands of samples from all quadrants of the earth's surface. And each one labeled with exact latitude and longitude.

 

[Nathan Poe]

You are teleported back into time and witness the Flood.

What Flood?

You are then sent back to the present, but told that you can bring back anything you want, but you have 30 days to use that object to convince enough scientists that the Flood was real.

What would you bring back that would have scientists saying, "Stop the presses! The Flood was indeed real!"

(Note: no biological units allowed.)

Tell me, AV -- is it sloth or delusions of grandeur that compel you to demand that we prove your insipid theology for you?

 

[Belk]

You are teleported back into time and witness the Flood.

You are then sent back to the present, but told that you can bring back anything you want, but you have 30 days to use that object to convince enough scientists that the Flood was real.

What would you bring back that would have scientists saying, "Stop the presses! The Flood was indeed real!"

(Note: no biological units allowed.)

Nothing. If the flood was real there would be massive amounts of evidence and present day geologists would acknowledge it.

 

[sandwiches]

You are teleported back into time and witness the Flood.

You are then sent back to the present, but told that you can bring back anything you want, but you have 30 days to use that object to convince enough scientists that the Flood was real.

What would you bring back that would have scientists saying, "Stop the presses! The Flood was indeed real!"

(Note: no biological units allowed.)

I'd bring back all the evidence left behind by the flood that would show that it occurred.

 

[AV1611VET]

Nothing. If the flood was real there would be massive amounts of evidence and present day geologists would acknowledge it.

New Orleans, five years after one of the worst hurricanes in U.S. history:

Look at all that 'massive evidence' of flooding --

If it looks like this by a less-than-omnipotent clean-up crew, think what an omnipotent clean-up crew would have done.

 

[AV1611VET]

I'd bring back all the evidence left behind by the flood that would show that it occurred.

In what? your shirt pocket?

 

[sandwiches]

In what? your shirt pocket?

Easy. In whatever form, method, and/or container was necessary to bring all of the evidence of the flood.

 

[sandwiches]

New Orleans, five years after one of the worst hurricanes in U.S. history:

Look at all that 'massive evidence' of flooding --

If it looks like this by a less-than-omnipotent clean-up crew, think what an omnipotent clean-up crew would have done.

Weird... it's almost like you picked that photo on purpose...

Here's another one:

Hmmm... I guess there are definitely still some signs of the flood, huh?

 

[AV1611VET]

Easy. In whatever form, method, and/or container was necessary to bring all of the evidence of the flood.

And what would you bring back that isn't here already, that would convince scientists that they were wrong to assume the Flood didn't exist?

The Ark? I'm sure that would gender a few laughs.

A cup of water from the Flood? that would really get a laugh.

A note from Noah? we already have one.

 

[Belk]

New Orleans, five years after one of the worst hurricanes in U.S. history:

Look at all that 'massive evidence' of flooding --

Wow! what an amazing refutation AV. A picture of new Orleans looks normal therefore Flood. Got anything else? Maybe you could post a picture of a piece of wood floating and claim it as evidence that a boat the size of the Ark would have no problems?

If it looks like this by a less-than-omnipotent clean-up crew, think what an omnipotent clean-up crew would have done.

Would they plant evidence of events that never happened? Because if not then your flood theory has got a big problem.

 

[Ar Cosc]

And what would you bring back that isn't here already, that would convince scientists that they were wrong to assume the Flood didn't exist?

The Ark? I'm sure that would gender a few laughs.

A cup of water from the Flood? that would really get a laugh.

A note from Noah? we already have one.

Dear Ms. O'Grady,

Jimmy is excused from science class today on account of all of geology being a lie.

Your sincerely
Noah