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I am a Baptist, so I MAY laugh at these.......
How do you know that Adam was a Baptist?
Only a Baptist could stand next to a naked woman, and be tempted by a piece of fruit.
Why do you take TWO Baptists fishing with you?
In a Baptist family, the man always makes the coffee......because in the Bible it says "Hebrews"
(puns...yuck)
That's a good start.
How do you know that Adam was a Baptist?
Only a Baptist could stand next to a naked woman, and be tempted by a piece of fruit.
Why do you take TWO Baptists fishing with you?
So they don't drink all of your beer.
In a Baptist family, the man always makes the coffee......because in the Bible it says "Hebrews"
(puns...yuck)That's a good start.
