Q: What's red and looks like a bucket?
A: A red bucket.
Q: What did the girl melon say to the boy melon when he proposed?
A: "We're too young - we canteloupe."
Q: What has one wheel and a motor?
A: A wheelbarrow - I lied about the motor.
Jim: Knock knock.
John: Who's there?
Jim: Interrupting cow.
John: Interrup-
Jim: Moo.
Jim: Ask me if I'm a tree.
John: Are you a tree?
Jim: No.
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother?
A: "Look Mom, no hands!"
Q: How do you fit an elephant into a fridge?
A: Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
Q: How do you fit a giraffe into a fridge?
A: Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.
Q: The lion is having a party. He invites all the animals. Which one doesn't come?
A: The giraffe. He's in the fridge.
Q: You're late to the king's party and you have to cross an alligator-infested swamp. How do you get across?
A: You swim. All the alligators are at the party.
Q: "Angry" and "hungry" are two words that end in "gry". There are three words in the English language. Everyone uses the third word every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already given you the third word. What is it?
A: "Language". I didn't say there were "three words in the English language that end in 'gry' ". I said there were "three words in the English language". Those three words are "the", "English", and "language". The first line had nothing to do with the riddle.
A man walked into a bar. He said "ouch".
A: A red bucket.
Q: What did the girl melon say to the boy melon when he proposed?
A: "We're too young - we canteloupe."
Q: What has one wheel and a motor?
A: A wheelbarrow - I lied about the motor.
Jim: Knock knock.
John: Who's there?
Jim: Interrupting cow.
John: Interrup-
Jim: Moo.
Jim: Ask me if I'm a tree.
John: Are you a tree?
Jim: No.
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother?
A: "Look Mom, no hands!"
Q: How do you fit an elephant into a fridge?
A: Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
Q: How do you fit a giraffe into a fridge?
A: Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.
Q: The lion is having a party. He invites all the animals. Which one doesn't come?
A: The giraffe. He's in the fridge.
Q: You're late to the king's party and you have to cross an alligator-infested swamp. How do you get across?
A: You swim. All the alligators are at the party.
Q: "Angry" and "hungry" are two words that end in "gry". There are three words in the English language. Everyone uses the third word every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already given you the third word. What is it?
A: "Language". I didn't say there were "three words in the English language that end in 'gry' ". I said there were "three words in the English language". Those three words are "the", "English", and "language". The first line had nothing to do with the riddle.
A man walked into a bar. He said "ouch".
