My 4 yr old trying to be a comedian...

[newbeliever02072005]

Hello Everyone,

I was wanting to share with you what happened at dinner tonight.


We all were sitting down at the table eating dinner. Sloppy Joes and other stuff. We are about half way through the dinner and my 4 yr old goes to my oldest "you need to pray". The oldest says no way, you do it, they go back and forth for a while and finally the 4 year old says ok I'll do it. He folds his hands, smiles real big and says this prayer:

"Dear Lord, Thank you for the flowers mom has, Thank you that
she can enjoy them, I hope that she is having and we all have a
wonderful day AND.....tell mom to stop making burnt crabbie
patties"

​

HMMMMM!!!!! "burnt crabbie patties?" He must not have liked my burnt sloppy joes I accidently made for dinner. KIDS!!!!! Do they have to state the obvious? LOL By the way, if you are a Sponge Bob cartoon fan you'll know what crabbie patties are (hamburgers).


God Bless you all!
newbeliever

 

[mesue]

kids say the funniest things!

 

[Iollain]

ROFLOL! Sponge Bob

 

[White Horse]

How come kids are so honest unless they think they're in trouble? hehe

 

[aReformedPatriot]

Hello Everyone,

I was wanting to share with you what happened at dinner tonight.


We all were sitting down at the table eating dinner. Sloppy Joes and other stuff. We are about half way through the dinner and my 4 yr old goes to my oldest "you need to pray". The oldest says no way, you do it, they go back and forth for a while and finally the 4 year old says ok I'll do it. He folds his hands, smiles real big and says this prayer:

"Dear Lord, Thank you for the flowers mom has, Thank you that
she can enjoy them, I hope that she is having and we all have a
wonderful day AND.....tell mom to stop making burnt crabbie
patties"

​

HMMMMM!!!!! "burnt crabbie patties?" He must not have liked my burnt sloppy joes I accidently made for dinner. KIDS!!!!! Do they have to state the obvious? LOL By the way, if you are a Sponge Bob cartoon fan you'll know what crabbie patties are (hamburgers).


God Bless you all!
newbeliever

ah, the wonderful care free faith of a child:

Mark 10:15 Truly, I say to you, whoever does not receive the kingdom of God like a child shall not enter it."

I also like what White Horse said:

How come kids are so honest unless they think they're in trouble? hehe

Sounds like us.

In anycase, I hope my kid does something like that!!

 

[alextg55]

children are truely honest lol hope the wife was not to upset .

 

[newbeliever02072005]

children are truely honest lol hope the wife was not to upset .

Nah, I wasn't upset.....We all laughed after he said that, cause dinner was pretty bad. ( to make better sloppy joes in the future )