Musical instrument jokes

[Flat Eric]

How can you tell if a viola is out of tune?



..... the bow is moving!

 

[Flat Eric]

What's the difference between an accordeon and a melodeon?



..... a melodeon burns longer!

 

[Flat Eric]

How do you get a double bass to play in tune?



..... Chop it up and make a xylophone!

 

[Flat Eric]

The conductor of a symphony orchestra is taken ill and the first violinist has to stand in for him. The conductor is off work for six months before he takes his position at the front of the band again. As the first violinist returns to his rightful position a viola player taps him on the shoulder and says, "Hey, where have you been for the last six months."

 

[Flat Eric]

What do you call a banjo at the bottom of the sea?




...... a good start!