Moses joke

[Remnant502]

If Moses was Gods physician instead of His Prophet, what would he have told his people at Mount Sinai when he saw the golden calf?

Take two tablets and call me in the morning.

 

[4x4toy]

The old country preacher didn't know a possum had snuck in and climbed up in the church rafters .. He began his message Friends , in times of trouble lift your hands and eyes up and say "Holy Moses what-a-rat" ..