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SumTinWong

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Vincentism!!!!! LOL.!!!!! ^_^ that is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. I would wag my "thanks tail" at you now if I had one, but I don't. Well, Christmas is right around the corner!! :D

Today I accidentally came across a webpage saying that David Hasselhoff was the anti-christ!!!! LOL
And then that led me to a page where it has quotes from Hasselhoff upset because he did not get his "due credit" for helping end the Cold War!!!!! ^_^
Tomorrow at work I'll find the links and post them!
 
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LOL I found it:
http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/index.shtml

I love how it starts out:
He has even less musical talent than John Tesh... His television shows are unwatchable... and yet he's one of the world's most popular stars... how has he done it?

I submit David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist
And I have the proof

How can one explain the phenomenal global success of one of this country's least talented individuals? There are only three ways.

* Mr. Hasselhoff actually is talented, but this goes unnoticed in his own country.
* Mr. Hasselhoff has sold his soul to Satan in return for global success.
* David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist.

I vote for the latter -- and perhaps, after seeing the facts involved, the rest of the world will agree.
 
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PS139. That was classic and are you trying to say that he isn't the anti-christ? ;)

I think we should keep this thread alive by posting only the insane websites that we come across.

Here is one: George Bush just orders up a draft !!!
http://www.theequineschool.org/rob/draftx.jpg
 
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This falls under the heading of either, why didn't I think of that, or these people are just plain lazy. The site is in another language, but you can get the idea of what it is for by the pictures.
http://www.functional.nu/
 
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Ve need und Deutsch translation!
i have no idea what the "sneaky shorts" are for...
ok either you can put water in them and have a quick drink whenever youre thirsty
or
they collect sweat and water and you can empty them out later?

LOL both ideas are pretty weird!
 
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I ran the page through a translator, and here's the English translation...

"Now everywhere you take along favoriete drink to, where and when you want but. The SneakyShorts™ have been this way devised that they remain even completely thin filled. This way them entirely invisibly your trousers or shorts remains. You your spirits can draw off mbv 2 slangetjes hid under your trousers pipe"

There's also an English section of the website, where it's got filling instructions! http://www.drsneaky.com/SneakyShorts.htm#How%20to%20Use

Heeheehee... not sure I want a body-temp beverage... and really wouldn't wanna add ice to keep it cold either! lol
 
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