Misquote the previous poster! (3)

[KittiK]

Yeah, right, I'd want to hang round doing absolutely nothing!

Oh come on now! Laziness never got ya anywhere in life!

 

[reformedfan]

Come on everyone!! Laziness gets ya everywhere in life!

sigh, the American work ethic neatly summed up in a soundbite.

 

[SimplyUnique]

americans egotistical ways bites? what?

 

[ForeverChristian]

americas antagonistic ways bites? huh?

what happens to the student who doesn't listen to the teacher?

 

[reformedfan]

what happens when the student doesn't listen to the teacher? He ends up jobless & on welfare!! This is where a lazy work ethic leads!

This is the greatest threat to America: irresponsible slackers being paid, fed & housed to stay home & watch Dr. Oprah on Jerry Springer.

 

[Starcrystal]

This is the greatest threat to America: irresponsible slackers being paid, fed & housed to stay home & watch Dr. Oprah on Jerry Springer.

My sociology professor would disagree with this stereotype of welfare recipients - (only a small percentage actually do this..... but,

that's not REALLY what you said was it? You really said,

This is the greatest treat to American business owners: they are lazy slackers being paid, while their employees slave and they themselves stay home & watch Dr. Oprah on Jerry Springer.

You know, that's why I refuse to work low wage jobs in the first place. It wouldn't be bad if the bosses worked along with you, but you end up doing all the work to pay them a fat paycheck

 

[GEO4CHRIST]

Yeah

 

[Daughter of His]

Yeah- you know, that's why I refuse to work high wage jobs as a first choice. It wouldn't be bad if but they pay me a fat paycheck [/B]

That is nothing to be distressed about !

 

[reformedfan]

My hair is distressed about my missing monkey fat!!

Um...did the little bottle from the nice man say take 4 pills every 1 hour, or 1 pill every 4 hours?

 

[reformedfan]

THREAD HIGHJACKING!! TAKE COVER!!

My sociology professor would disagree with this stereotype of welfare recipients - (only a small percentage actually do this..... but,

wow! Coincidentally, I know most of them! Good thing your sociology prof headed up the legislation requiring them to all move to my county!

Boy, those sociology profs are such smarties about real life, aren't they?

 

[dholbrook]

YARN HIGHJACKING!! MAKE COVERLETS!!





golly! Coincidentally, I know none of them! Good thing your psycology prof voted against the legislation requiring them to all move out of the country!

Boy, those psycology profs are such dummies about real life, aren't they?

As much as i'd like to agree, I have no idea what i'm misquoting here!

 

[Starcrystal]

As much as i'd like to run away, I have no means to do it so I'm staying here!

Didn't you know? - you don't need a car or even money to run away. So you can't say you don't have the means. I could tell ya about a couple times when I was 15.....

 

[Daughter of His]

As much as I hate to agree with you, I have no idea why I'm running away again. I haven't any moey or a fine European sudan but I must.!

Just think of something and start typing, I'm sure there is a lot in that huge brain of yours.

 

[Starcrystal]

Just think of something and start lying, It doesn't take a large brain to do that!

Hey...that's not good advice at all!!

 

[Daughter of His]

Hey...that's good advice to try, try again.!!

I still like what WC Fields said, "If at first you don't suceed, try again, then quit, no sense making a beep fool of yourself."

 

[dholbrook]

I still like what Sally Field said, "Remember what I told you, Forrest. You're no different than anybody else is. Did you hear what I said, Forrest? You're the same as everybody else. You are no different.
"

I know Forrest wasnt exactly running away, but he _was_ running!

Oh by the way, Horray for obscurity!

EDIT: And thank you, Google, for finding things like Sally Field quotes in times of need!

 

[Nanee5]

I know I wasn't exactly running in the forest, but at least I was running.

Hey, as long as you can run, let your legs take you where they will!

 

[Daughter of His]

Hey, as long as you can make puns, , go for it and let it take you where they will!

Words can be fun but I also have to watch m y mouth sometimes.

 

[reformedfan]

Words can be fun and I also love to have my mouth washed out with soap sometimes.

Have you told your shrink this odd new hobby you've developed ever since the revolving door accident?

 

[goldenviolet]

Have you sold that shunk and your odd blue tabby cat, that you'd developed since the resolving soda incident?

is this like a doc jelckle and mr. hyde invention?