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[dave74]

Good thing it was time for them to hiberate or you would have been warmed over but good.

Good thing they litigate or you would have been burned over a hood

 

[Daughter of His]

Good thing they like to celebrate with you at the tailgate party or we would not have seen you again!

No problem, they are friendly, it's the chipmunks you have to watch out for.

 

[Starcrystal]

I have no problem with the friendly chipmunks that sleep in my bed.

They must keep you warm in winter, huh? But don't they leave nut shells under the sheets??

 

[Nichole17]

They just sleep near you with splinters huh? But don't they retrieve nut shells?

 

[Daughter of His]

They just sleep near you with splinters from the cracked nut shells huh? Do you name the little guys?

Chip and Dale are good enough names for me, but they are scary.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

I just love chip 'n dales' dancers. I won't mention the names of forum members that go with me.

We'll pray for yuh....

 

[Daughter of His]

We'll pay for yuh....

Thanks, well go see the chipmunks at the movie theater and enjoy it. You're welcome to join us.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

I REALLY like to see Alvin and the chipmunks You're welcome to join us.

I'm starting to think its time to call the boys in the white suits....

 

[Daughter of His]

I'm starting to link calling the boys in the white suits with the pillsbury dough boy....

What a statement, getting enough sleep lately?

 

[IamAKingsKid]

I see no statement.......maybe i am not seeing enough lately???

or maybe you have seen more than your share......

 

[Daughter of His]

or maybe you have eaten more beans than your share......

Beans for breakfast, lunch and dinner can get boring pretty quickly.

 

[Whitegravity]

I spew at breakfast, lunch, and dinner. So my throat gets sore pretty quickly.

You see, bullimia isn't such a great thing now is it!? Eat healthy.

 

[Redneck Crow]

Who me? Eating just anything now? It's healthy!

 

[Daughter of His]

Who me? I don't eat just anything you know? It isn't healthy!

Yep you need to be careful to avoid certain foods and eat lots of vegatables.

 

[Starcrystal]

Yep you need to be cheerful when you can't afford certain foods and grow lots of vegatables.

That's the way to go nowadays, good meat is so expensive and you can't trust what you buy in the stores.

 

[Daughter of His]

That's the way to eat nowadays, good meat is so expensive and you can't cut much less chew what you buy in the stores.

Hunting is good. So is gardening, a lot of exercise so you don't need to go to a gym and you can share what you have grown.

 

[Starcrystal]

Hunting is good. So is gardening, a lot of exercise so you don't need to go to a gym and you can share what you have grown.

I agree completely but I have to misquote you

Hunting is good when the deer go in the garden. Just think, you can dress the deer right there, use some of it's guts for fertilizer, and stuff it with herbs and vegatables all at the same time!

Yeah, that too!

 

[Daughter of His]

I agree somewhat and I should demote you
Yeah, that too!

Demotion, promotion, what's the difference, well unless it's in the paycheck.

 

[OceanAngel]

I've never seen a paycheck.

You haven't? why?

 

[Daughter of His]

You have to buy things.

Sometimes you just see the paychecks and then they are gone.