So Moses and Jesus are playing golf one day, when a third person joins them in their round. Neither mind the company, so they continue. Moses takes a swing and the ball falls into the lake....he walks over and parts the water and retreives his ball. Jesus takes a swing and also it lands in the lake....he walks on the water and calls the ball up into his hand. Then the third person takes quite a swing and the ball soars through the sky, bounces off a few trees, soars back to the green and lands perfectly in the hole. Moses and Jesus look at each other, Jesus shrugs while Moses says "Aww man, Jesus, why do we agree to let your dad play?"
