Minority men kill white waitress and steal her tip money.

[Cearbhall]

To be fair, he didn't say "there will be more" but "we will see more". And since those things get rarer, they get more news time. So he's accidentally correct.

Not totally. If there is an end time we must be moving closer to it. Unless we've already passed it without noticing.

The wit is strong with this thread.