messing with geese

[Miss Shelby]

We have an enormous amount of geese at work because there is a lake in the middle of the campus. they wander everywhere, pooping and fighting with each other. Today two were wandering in the parking lot, I was on my lunch break, and I started honking and quacking at them. They quickly moved in, jumped on the sidewalk and blocked my path, and were hissing at me. I had to go around. Man those bird are jerks.

 

[Floof]

Oh dear, that sounds like a bit of a mess. We had a goose problem here for a short bit, there was one running around the road and biting people but, thank God, I found out he was someone's pet! I carried the little honker back to his home.

 

[Citizen of the Kingdom]

We have an enormous amount of geese at work because there is a lake in the middle of the campus. they wander everywhere, pooping and fighting with each other. Today two were wandering in the parking lot, I was on my lunch break, and I started honking and quacking at them. They quickly moved in, jumped on the sidewalk and blocked my path, and were hissing at me. I had to go around. Man those bird are jerks.

It's because geese are honkers and ducks are quakers and they thought you were insulting them. Geesh, take a gander to see that.

 

[Dave-W]

take a gander to see that.

I see what you did there.

 

[AirPo]

Do a Google video search of "wild turkey chasing mailman"

 

[Citizen of the Kingdom]

 

[MikeK]

We have a lot of turkeys where I work. They're kinda fun. The Geese on our campus lake can get pretty protective of their young.

 

[Miss Shelby]

We have a lot of turkeys where I work. They're kinda fun. The Geese on our campus lake can get pretty protective of their young.

I've only been here since October, but from what the other girls tell me, the geese usually hatch some eggs in the courtyard around springtime. There isn't an exit to outside except through the hospital, so when they hatch they're steered through the front doors to outside. I cant wait for that.

 

[Gnarwhal]

We have an enormous amount of geese at work because there is a lake in the middle of the campus. they wander everywhere, pooping and fighting with each other. Today two were wandering in the parking lot, I was on my lunch break, and I started honking and quacking at them. They quickly moved in, jumped on the sidewalk and blocked my path, and were hissing at me. I had to go around. Man those bird are jerks.

Swans too. Screw those guys.