Men only, how would you prefer to die?

[NobodyInParticular]

Contrived..

The whole poll is contrived really.

 

[NobodyInParticular]

Because most of the others are fairly common(or were more common at one time, like being burned at the stake), except for the heart attack during sex option and the long drop hanging. Those 2 are probably statistically less common.

The last option though, is overly elaborate. You could have just listed "lethal injection" - but you listed it after "impregnation during spousal sex".

That is what makes it the odd one out.

I suppose I could have explained that this was a reference to skeleton shrimps, but this would have made the poll option unnecessarily long and I wasn't able to include a link.

 

[Peacemonger]

Meteorite landing on me. A big one. In my sleep. At age 150.

 

[NobodyInParticular]

Because most of the others are fairly common(or were more common at one time, like being burned at the stake), except for the heart attack during sex option and the long drop hanging. Those 2 are probably statistically less common.

The last option though, is overly elaborate. You could have just listed "lethal injection" - but you listed it after "impregnation during spousal sex".

That is what makes it the odd one out.

Would it come near the top of your order of preference in spite of being the odd one out?

 

[Dan the Man]

Any way I can

 

[TheOliveSeed]

This weird thread.

What're you gaining in knowing how people would like to die?

 

[redblue22]

the op is not merely contrived, but a shallow attempt reaching for the sick and ugly desired.

 

[graciesings]

I'm a girl, so my opinion doesn't matter, but I would prefer martyrdom or if not execution with the gunshot to the head.

By the way, I am having fun reading all your answers.

 

[Nanopants]

I'm a girl, so my opinion doesn't matter, but I would prefer martyrdom or if not execution with the gunshot to the head.

By the way, I am having fun reading all your answers.

You're asking for it aren't you?

 

[graciesings]

You're asking for it aren't you?

What do you mean?

 

[Rhamiel]

eat the hottest chili in the world....
have my bottom part of my jaw melt off

 

[graciesings]

eat the hottest chili in the world....
have my bottom part of my jaw melt off

That would be fun. Except I don't think it would melt my jaw, it would probably blow my brains out my ears.

 

[NobodyInParticular]

That would be fun. Except I don't think it would melt my jaw, it would probably blow my brains out my ears.

Spicy foods aren't actually hot; one just gets that sensation from the effects they have on the taste buds.

 

[NobodyInParticular]

Living forever would be very sad. You would see and do everything that there was to be done. You would watch friends constantly die. Loved ones perish. Children pass on. It would be nightmarish.

Indeed, it would be on this earth, never seeing Heaven.

 

[thomhughes]

Massive heart attack after a drug fueled sex orgy at the age of 94.

 

[Gracelands]

That would be fun. Except I don't think it would melt my jaw, it would probably blow my brains out my ears.

busted!! girls dont have brains Graciesings.


Pah!! anyway....Death has no dominion over me! I'll be saddled with this 'jabba like', cheaply tattooed, suburban (!) mangy old near cadaver, till i'm shoehorned through the narrow gate when it looms on the horizen in any god like reckoning of a day. hurrah

Ed: and nickG you get your soul mate for succour forever even through all those eternities of endless, repetitive, everrrrnessses. That wouldnt be a nightmare man unless thats your idea of a nightmare then i guess you'd better be praying old nick dont get yer. ahahHAHAHAHA

 

[NobodyInParticular]

Massive heart attack after a drug fueled sex orgy at the age of 94.

Probably the drugs part would be unnecessary at that age to finish you off.

Not my preferred method, as the heart failure part would probably mean I was suffering for a while beforehand, hence why I'd prefer the immediate nature of the last option: - feeling ok up until the end.

 

[NobodyInParticular]

Would any men have chosen multiple answers had the poll been set up to allow this?

 

[Boondock_Saint]

I like that last response. I almost checked that box. I have a feeling those selections were very well thought out.

My selection was not shown. I want to see a mushroom cloud rise during a test in the middle of the desert with no one around so I could run towards it naked. I want to go out the same way I came it. Naked, screaming, and shameless.

 

[NobodyInParticular]

I like that last response. I almost checked that box. I have a feeling those selections were very well thought out.

My selection was not shown. I want to see a mushroom cloud rise during a test in the middle of the desert with no one around so I could run towards it naked. I want to go out the same way I came it. Naked, screaming, and shameless.

How come the last one in particular? Did you choose one of the examples in the end? If so, was it the last one? Or was it one of the others?