Memory Chip

[Jenna]

The Tiny Memory Chip Article

 

What I found funny was the headline: Tiny Memory Chips Made From Molecules

  lol- Isn't everything?

 

Jenna

 

[eldermike]

That is a funny headline. What they should have said was each circuit/transistor was a single molecule.

Blessings to you

 

[Sky]

LOL!

 

[Ajnin]

Well, if your looking for some other funny headlines, taken from actual newspapers-

Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in one

Two Convicts evade noose, Jury Hung

Local High School Drop outs Cut In Half

Typhoon rips through Cemetery, Hundreds dead

House passes Gas Tax onto senate

Kids Make Nutrious Snacks

Autos Killing 110 a Day, Let's Resolve to Do better

Man Struck By lightning Faces Battery Charge

 

[Susan]

LOL LOL LOL!!!!

Here's some favorites of mine:

Clinton Agrees On Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Chef Gives His Heart To Feed Needy
Police Can't Stop Gambling


(and about 100 others that I don't remember right now hehe)

 

[Knight]

How about these from church bullitens.

1. The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

2. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

3. A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

4. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

5. Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

6. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams.

7. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

8. Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

9. Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.

10. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

11. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

12. The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.