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Don't you get fruity with everyone here! Some things you shouldn't trifle with!Psh, please. You plum crazy.
Yes, you may have done a grape job at these, but you don't guava clue.
You've met your match.
Oh, you're a vegetable guy. Alright, alright.Don't you get fruity with everyone here! Some things you shouldn't trifle with!
When you peel back the layers, you'll find I like onions. There's not mushroom in my life for ladies who are totally bananas about fruit.Oh, you're a vegetable guy. Alright, alright.
Haters are gonna hate, JustSomeBloke. I don't carrot ALL.
I'll have to admit - I laughed pretty hard at this response.When you peel back the layers, you'll find I like onions. There's not mushroom in my life for ladies who are totally bananas about fruit.
I'll have to admit - I laughed pretty hard at this response.
You've messed up my roll with my puns.
You win, for now.........
Orrrrrrrr, maybe it's time for some peas and quiet so I can think of a really good one.
I'll be right bok.
People will start telling us we need to save the dateI'm sure you're as sweet as a peach, but you really need to calm down, people will think we're a right pear!
bahahaha, that is absolutely wonderful.
I don't give a fig! I'm only thinking of you here. Don't want to see you go beetroot red. People will start thinking I'm the apple your eye!People will start telling us we need to save the date
You just brought in fruit again after scolding me, you're plum-believable!
Since I'm 5'4", I am highly offended. Please apologize.
Listen here, you little rascal. You're just a peach of work, aren't you?I don't give a fig! I'm only thinking of you here. Don't want to see you go beetroot red. People will start thinking I'm the apple your eye!
Come back. Bring popcorn. Minus the M&M'sRemind me to bring popcorn when I come back to this thread later
How long will you be away? I think it's time for you to come back.
Touche, friend. TOUCHE.lol I'm back
I'm 5'0 soooo I'm allowed to make short jokes
Should we make a club for short people only? And then stick out our tongues, boo, and give a thumbs up to anyone taller than 5'4"?lol I'm back
I'm 5'0 soooo I'm allowed to make short jokes
Listen here, you little rascal. You're just a peach of work, aren't you?
This has been such a delightful and fruitful discussion, but don't you dare plant a seed of hope in my heart of all hearts.
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