Meet Bob

[FatBaldandToothless]

hey Bob
since you have the sweeper,mind dewin some carpet?

Bob is appalled that you would confuse his good crappie name with a corpulent, scaley, pus-oozing individual like FB&T.

He is, however, MrFreshdew, impressed at the way you incorporate your username into your posts.

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

I think Kitty will leave Bob alone as long as I remember to feed her. Thanks for the reminder!

I'm fortunate to have a fish. According to Bob, fish are like snakes. They need to eat only once every couple years or so.

 

[NorwayUnn]

hiya FBT & Bob, you both look content today.

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

hiya FBT & Bob, you both look content today.

Thank you for noticing, Unni.

Bob is content because, after calling DC several times for a combined total of nearly six hours over the last two days, he was finally able to convince the authorities that he has never been a threat to national security.

I'm content because Bob is always waiting at home for me.

 

[NorwayUnn]

That's really something, FBT & Bob!

 

[MN John]

I'm fortunate to have a fish. According to Bob, fish are like snakes. They need to eat only once every couple years or so.

I dunno, Bob's lookin' like he could polish off a chicken right about now!

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

I've been gone - who's Bob? I'm too tired to go back and check...

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

I dunno, Bob's lookin' like he could polish off a chicken right about now!

Well, PW gave him some food, and forced him to swallow.

How is an anorexic crappie supposed to be happy amid such thoughtfulness and generosity?

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

I've been gone - who's Bob? I'm too tired to go back and check...

He is what he is, Bob is. Bob is great.
He can live in a bowl or in a crate
But would just as soon swim the Bering Strait.
He dictated to Jerome the Vulgate
And once ran for president of Kuwait.
He’s versatile, his talents quite innate
But please try not to make him ovulate.
He wears the finest duds, his bling ornate.
He’s tall and kind, a gentlemanly date,
And possibly delicious on a plate.


(please don’t tell him I said that last part)

 

[Tumbleweed64]

He is what he is, Bob is. Bob is great.
He can live in a bowl or in a crate
But would just as soon swim the Bering Strait.
He dictated to Jerome the Vulgate
And once ran for president of Kuwait.
He’s versatile, his talents quite innate
But please try not to make him ovulate.
He wears the finest duds, his bling ornate.
He’s tall and kind, a gentlemanly date,
And possibly delicious on a plate.


(please don’t tell him I said that last part)

Ah, we have a poet in our midst!

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

Bob, who dictated that message to me (except the last part), is many things.

 

[Tumbleweed64]

He sure has "Sole"

 

[GritsnGrace]

I've been gone - who's Bob? I'm too tired to go back and check...

pssst!!! Bob is FBT's pet fish!!

 

[MrFreshdew]

as dew's anyone can but smiles

 

[NorwayUnn]

I think Bob must be a fish with character.

 

[MrFreshdew]

FatBaldandToothless b-side-bob

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

He is what he is, Bob is. Bob is great.
He can live in a bowl or in a crate
But would just as soon swim the Bering Strait.
He dictated to Jerome the Vulgate
And once ran for president of Kuwait.
He’s versatile, his talents quite innate
But please try not to make him ovulate.
He wears the finest duds, his bling ornate.
He’s tall and kind, a gentlemanly date,
And possibly delicious on a plate.


(please don’t tell him I said that last part)

LOL!!! That's even better than I could do.......hee hee hee....

 

[ForHisGlory]

/me has stopped by to introduce Libby to Bob, please be assured you are safe with her around as she's a very well behaved kitty, who also is allergic to seafood.

/me has enjoyed reading this adorable thread today and will mark it to stop by and see how Bob is doing

Libby says good morning to Bob

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

Bob would like to extend to Libby an invitation to accompany him to Chicago's Shedd Aquarium. Bob wishes to purchase for himself one of their ocean exploration playsets.

 

[ForHisGlory]

Libby would be honored Bob.
Libby drops a worm into Bob's bowl that she just captured for him this morning.

pthhh ptooey she says after depositing it in