Meet Bob

[FatBaldandToothless]

My pet fish.

 

[GritsnGrace]

My pet fish.

Hello Bob!!

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

Bob wonders why your cat Missy is wearing a diaper.

 

[GritsnGrace]

Bob wonders why your cat Missy is wearing a diaper.

Because she is still a baby, less that a year old. I guess it would be hard to put a diaper on a fish, huh?

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

I guess it would be hard to put a diaper on a fish, huh?

When Bob was a fry, he spent many of his waking hours in a toilet.

 

[GritsnGrace]

Ewww!!! How did he dodge falling objects??? lol!

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

Bob is very quick, and says that his agility has delivered him many times. He once walked a highwire across Death Valley wearing only a kilt.

 

[MMXII]

Bob, nice to meet ya.

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

Bob wonders what you have done with your pet, Dawn, and is now beginning to grow suspicious of me.

 

[MMXII]

I gave up Miss Kitty and now John has her. I'm sure she would have looked at Bob very longingly

 

[Tumbleweed64]

Hunter and me say Howdy!

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

I gave up Miss Kitty and now John has her. I'm sure she would have looked at Bob very longingly

Bob feels that I should stay far away from John.

I, a loyal friend and a trusty fish owner, am torn.

 

[MMXII]

Here fishy, fishy said Miss Kitty to Bob.

I used to have goldfish but they kept committing suicide by jumping out of the bowl

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

Hunter and me say Howdy!

Bob doesn't know how to say this delicately, so he asked me to relay the message: Hunter looks like he's due for a clean diaper.

 

[Tumbleweed64]

I wondered what that smell was, thought maybe I needed a shower!

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

Here fishy, fishy said Miss Kitty to Bob.

I used to have goldfish but they kept committing suicide by jumping out of the bowl

Bob shudders at the idea of a kitty running him through its alimentary canal only to bury him in bits and pieces in litter box. Bob has asked me to cover his bowl with a screen in case John and Miss Kitty over.

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

I wondered what that smell was, thought maybe I needed a shower!

No, Bob says you don't need one. He suspects that the Venus-like beauty and rose-like fragrance that are Tumbleweed64 can quell any thoughts of the mundane or stench from a yet-to-be-housebroken animal.


(Please forgive Bob, TW, for being so forward. He gets excited sometimes when women pay attention to him.)

 

[MrFreshdew]

hey Bob
since you have the sweeper,mind dewin some carpet?

 

[Tumbleweed64]

No, Bob says you don't need one. He suspects that the Venus-like beauty and rose-like fragrance that are Tumbleweed64 can quell any thoughts of the mundane or stench from a yet-to-be-housebroken animal.


(Please forgive Bob, TW, for being so forward. He gets excited sometimes when women pay attention to him.)

Bob is forgiven!

 

[MN John]

Bob shudders at the idea of a kitty running him through its alimentary canal only to bury him in bits and pieces in litter box. Bob has asked me to cover his bowl with a screen in case John and Miss Kitty over.

I think Kitty will leave Bob alone as long as I remember to feed her. Thanks for the reminder!