I once lost my sunglasses, and I asked my toaster to help me find them. Half an hour later I found them. Proof my toaster listened to me and helped me out.
In thanks, I cleaned out his crumb tray.
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If you do not believe in the power of prayer then does that mean you do not believe in metaphysics and mind over matter and the law of attraction? I guess it is also a pretty sure thing that you do not believe in the resurrection power of God.
Let me see if I got this right. You talk to your toaster and your toaster answers you. Why does that not surprise me?I once lost my sunglasses, and I asked my toaster to help me find them.
I believe in annihilationism.you're screwed and going to hell, no matter what you believe?
I believe in annihilationism.
People get pretty much what they bargain for in life.
That is what they want and that is what they will get.
If you do not need a miracle then maybe it would not matter for you. For me I needed answers and solutions and Science had NOTHING to offer me. So I went looking for the answers and the solutions I needed. A friend suggested that I try the Bible. I figured I had nothing to lose and everything to gain. As it turns out I found what I was looking for. I found the answers and the solutions I needed. Also when I do not follow the teaching of the Bible then the results of that are nothing short of disaster. So I advise people to follow the teaching of the Bible and turn to God for answers and solutions. If you can get that to work for you wonderful. We believe in the miracle power of God because sometimes that is what we need to solve the problems we are having.No, I ask you about why it's okay to take personal testimonies at face value with lethal disease that acts in such a way that patients often remain asymptomatic for years while still being positive.
If you do not need a miracle then maybe it would not matter for you. For me I needed answers and solutions and Science had NOTHING to offer me. So I went looking for the answers and the solutions I needed. A friend suggested that I try the Bible. I figured I had nothing to lose and everything to gain. As it turns out I found what I was looking for. I found the answers and the solutions I needed. Also when I do not follow the teaching of the Bible then the results of that are nothing short of disaster. So I advise people to follow the teaching of the Bible and turn to God for answers and solutions. If you can get that to work for you wonderful. We believe in the miracle power of God because sometimes that is what we need to solve the problems we are having.
Let me see if I got this right. You talk to your toaster and your toaster answers you. Why does that not surprise me?
If you do not need a miracle then maybe it would not matter for you. For me I needed answers and solutions and Science had NOTHING to offer me. So I went looking for the answers and the solutions I needed. A friend suggested that I try the Bible. I figured I had nothing to lose and everything to gain. As it turns out I found what I was looking for. I found the answers and the solutions I needed. Also when I do not follow the teaching of the Bible then the results of that are nothing short of disaster. So I advise people to follow the teaching of the Bible and turn to God for answers and solutions. If you can get that to work for you wonderful. We believe in the miracle power of God because sometimes that is what we need to solve the problems we are having.
Clearly you got help from St Anthony: Patron of Lost Things. You just want to give credit to your toaster rather then to give credit to whom credit is due. This sort of misdirection is common.You can't argue with results, though.
How would YOU explain the fact that I prayed to my toaster and then found my sunglasses?
Why a testimony is not good enough for you? So I have to spend all my time to investigate every claim you make? What if I do not have time to investigate your claims?astounding lack of rigor in investigating claims.
Why a testimony is not good enough for you? So I have to spend all my time to investigate every claim you make? What if I do not have time to investigate your claims?
Clearly you got help from St Anthony: Patron of Lost Things. You just want to give credit to your toaster rather then to give credit to whom credit is due. This sort of misdirection is common.
I do. People can claim the evidence does not say what I say it says. But they do not ever claim there is no evidence to back up what I am saying.No, I expect you to investigate every claim you make.
I do. People can claim the evidence does not say what I say it says. But they do not ever claim there is no evidence to back up what I am saying.
I will need to check with St Anthony and get back to you on that. I just can not imagine him not being able to get the job done.At first glance, this would seem to be correct. However, I prayed many times to St Anthony and nothing happened. I only got the results once I started praying to my toaster.
Of course you HAVE to say that, because the evidence I present always proves you wrong. So you either have to falsify the evidence or admit you did not get it right.because you misrepresent
I will need to check with St Anthony and get back to you on that. I just can not imagine him not being able to get the job done.
Of course you HAVE to say that, because the evidence I present always proves you wrong. So you either have to falsify the evidence or admit you did not get it right.
Oh, I know where my marbles went. My mom gave all that stuff away when she was cleaning out the house and getting it ready to sell. She also gave away a 78 rpm Bozo the Clown album and an original Howdy Doody Puppet. I was not that good at marbles though. They had already got all my good ones. My brother was good at it though. He had a lot more reason then me to be upset over losing his marbles.Might want to talk to him about your missing marbles..
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