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Mean it when you're sorry

xBladesx

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A destitude man wakes up with a serious hangover.

When his vision clears he picks up an empty whisky bottle.
Suddenly he gets a tear in his eye.
"YOU'RE THE REASON MY WIFE LEFT ME!!!" he yells and smashes the bottle against the wall.

He picks up an empty scotch bottle.
"YOU'RE THE REASON MY BOSS FIRED ME!!!" he yells with more tears in his eyes and smashes the bottle against the wall.

He picks up an empty brandy bottle and starts to cry even more.
"YOU'RE THE REASON I SMASHED MY CAR!!!" he yells and smashes the bottle against the wall.

Finaly he picks up a new bottle of vodka. He sees it hasn't been opened yet so he tucks it lovingly under his arm and says.
"But you have nothing to do with any of this"