Massive plowing fraud

[Tom 1]

For years I have relied on the use of a mechanical plough to turn over the earth in the autumn, preparing the land for spring planting. This year however, Tuskus McRooty (pictured) and associates have lodged a suit claiming that it is actually they who have been ‘rooting up’ the earth, as they put it, each autumn, that my claims of using a plough are ‘fake’, and hence any profits from the following year’s crops rightfully belong to them.

The suit names numerous eye witness who cite instances of me ‘suspiciously tinkering with hydraulic tubing’, ‘removing and replacing plough blades in an untoward manner’ ‘going into wooded areas with intent’ ‘doing other things that are not ploughing’ and ‘deliberately and with malicious intent stepping on acorns’. Tuskus himself stated that he ‘will not rest for longer than usual until we have overturned the denial that it was us wot overturned the earth. Do you have any acorns?’

There is a fair volume of accusations of this sort. I suppose I am wondering if anyone has ever come across anything similar, and might be able to offer some advice on how to proceed.

 

[DiscipleHeLovesToo]

you should remind him that his ancestors who yielded to such demonic influences were quickly driven to death by drowning (Luke 8:26-33)

 

[royal priest]

For years I have relied on the use of a mechanical plough to turn over the earth in the autumn, preparing the land for spring planting. This year however, Tuskus McRooty (pictured) and associates have lodged a suit claiming that it is actually they who have been ‘rooting up’ the earth, as they put it, each autumn, that my claims of using a plough are ‘fake’, and hence any profits from the following year’s crops rightfully belong to them.

The suit names numerous eye witness who cite instances of me ‘suspiciously tinkering with hydraulic tubing’, ‘removing and replacing plough blades in an untoward manner’ ‘going into wooded areas with intent’ ‘doing other things that are not ploughing’ and ‘deliberately and with malicious intent stepping on acorns’. Tuskus himself stated that he ‘will not rest for longer than usual until we have overturned the denial that it was us wot overturned the earth. Do you have any acorns?’

There is a fair volume of accusations of this sort. I suppose I am wondering if anyone has ever come across anything similar, and might be able to offer some advice on how to proceed.

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Be patient. Every pig eventually squeals.

 

[Petros2015]

Awesome I loved it

 

[Der Alte]

Got me good. Didn't realize what it was about until I saw the picture.

 

[Kenny'sID]

In my view, Tuskus McRooty, always was a pig.

 

[Sparagmos]

will not rest for longer than usual until we have overturned the denial that it was us wot overturned the earth.

LOL!

 

[FreeinChrist]

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[OldWiseGuy]

I hope you get to the 'root' of the case.

 

[Ancient of Days]

Next time he lays claim to your land I would chase him down with your tractor and watch his attitude change dramatically. And let him know that you prefer bacon and eggs for breakfast...