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You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or
get married and wish you were dead.
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let
her keep him.
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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
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A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."
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A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens
in
every country, son."
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Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got
married, and by then, it was too late."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word
you say -- talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking
they had no faults at all.
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First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."
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A Woman's Prayer
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man , to
love and to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.
get married and wish you were dead.
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
------------
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
-------------
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let
her keep him.
--------------
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
-------------
A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."
------------
A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens
in
every country, son."
------------
Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got
married, and by then, it was too late."
--------------
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
---------------
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word
you say -- talk in your sleep.
---------------
Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking
they had no faults at all.
-------------
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."
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A Woman's Prayer
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man , to
love and to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.
