One day a man was walking along a beautiful Southern California beach, when all of a sudden clouds covered the sky and God spoke the the man and said; "You have been a faithful servent .. and in the areas where you have stuggled you have committed them to me. I want to grant you one wish. You name it and you've got it.
The man thought for a while and replied; Lord, I love Hawaii, i'd like it if you'd build a bridge from here to Hawaii so that I could drive there any time I'd like.
The Lord replied; I'm shocked at your selfishness and worldlyness. Just think of what such a preject would entail; the engineering, concrete, truss-system .. not to mention the pilings that would have to support such a long span. The Lord contineued .. I would appreciate it if you would think of another request that would glorfy Me and help your fellow man kind.
The man thought for a while and replied; Lord, I really want to understand my wife. I'd like to know what makes her tick, I'd like to know why it is that she cry's for now reason and when I ask her what's wrong she replies; "I Dont' Know". ..Yes, Lord, I'd really like to understand my wife.
The Lord replied; Do You Want 2 or 4 lanes on that bridge?
The man thought for a while and replied; Lord, I love Hawaii, i'd like it if you'd build a bridge from here to Hawaii so that I could drive there any time I'd like.
The Lord replied; I'm shocked at your selfishness and worldlyness. Just think of what such a preject would entail; the engineering, concrete, truss-system .. not to mention the pilings that would have to support such a long span. The Lord contineued .. I would appreciate it if you would think of another request that would glorfy Me and help your fellow man kind.
The man thought for a while and replied; Lord, I really want to understand my wife. I'd like to know what makes her tick, I'd like to know why it is that she cry's for now reason and when I ask her what's wrong she replies; "I Dont' Know". ..Yes, Lord, I'd really like to understand my wife.
The Lord replied; Do You Want 2 or 4 lanes on that bridge?
