Many jokes

[texastig]

What did the alien say to the plant?
Take me to your weeder.

What do planets read?
Comet books

Doctor, my wife thinks she’s a porcupine.
This is a prickley situation.

Thanks,
TT

 

[gumby123]

that was funny! i liked the 'weeder' / leader thing. where do you get your jokes at? i get some in email but they're not appropriate for here i don't think.

stay cool.

 

[starburstluver]

wow

 

[starburstluver]

that is all i have to say is wow