This is a joke my brother told me, so I cant take credit.
There was a man who got the chance to meet God before he died.
He asked God, Is it true that a thousand years here on earth is like a second in heaven?
God answered, Yes its true, a thousand years on earth is like a second in heaven.
The man then asked, is it true a million dollars on earth is like a penny in heaven?
God answered, I suppose a million dollars on earth would be like a penny in heaven.
So the man ask God, Can I have a penny from heaven?
God answers, Sure, give me just a second to get it.
There was a man who got the chance to meet God before he died.
He asked God, Is it true that a thousand years here on earth is like a second in heaven?
God answered, Yes its true, a thousand years on earth is like a second in heaven.
The man then asked, is it true a million dollars on earth is like a penny in heaven?
God answered, I suppose a million dollars on earth would be like a penny in heaven.
So the man ask God, Can I have a penny from heaven?
God answers, Sure, give me just a second to get it.
Funny!
