A Devoted christian is praying on a beach in Florida.
Suddenly the sky opens as a bright light shines down and
The Lord tells the man,
"I SEE YOU HAVE BEEN A FAITHFUL SERVANT FOR MANY YEARS.
AS A REWARD I WILL GIVE YOU ANY WISH YOU DESIRE."
The man thinks for a while and answers,
"Lord could you please give me a bridge to Hawaii. Then I don't have to
catch a plane when I want to go on holiday I can just drive over the
bridge"
The Lord answers,
"CONSIDER WHAT YOU'RE ASKING. ALL THE STEEL AND CONCRETE
NEEDED AND ALL THE SUPPORTS YOU NEED TO REACH THE BOTTOM
OF THE OCEAN.
THIS IS EASY FOR ME TO GIVE, BUT FOR A MAN AS DEVOTED AND
FAITHFUL AS YOU I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR NEED FOR SUCH
MATERIAL THINGS.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A MOMENT AND THINK OF A WISH THAT WILL
HONOUR AND GLORYFY ME."
The man thinks for a while and asks,
"Lord please can you help me to understand women better.
I'd like to why they laugh and cry, what they are trying to say when
they say nothing.
Lord basically I'd like to know how to make the women in my life
truly happy so I can be a better husband to my wife and better dad to
my daughter."
After a Few minutes The Lord asks,
"HOW MANY LANES DO YOU WANT ON THAT BRIDGE?"
Suddenly the sky opens as a bright light shines down and
The Lord tells the man,
"I SEE YOU HAVE BEEN A FAITHFUL SERVANT FOR MANY YEARS.
AS A REWARD I WILL GIVE YOU ANY WISH YOU DESIRE."
The man thinks for a while and answers,
"Lord could you please give me a bridge to Hawaii. Then I don't have to
catch a plane when I want to go on holiday I can just drive over the
bridge"
The Lord answers,
"CONSIDER WHAT YOU'RE ASKING. ALL THE STEEL AND CONCRETE
NEEDED AND ALL THE SUPPORTS YOU NEED TO REACH THE BOTTOM
OF THE OCEAN.
THIS IS EASY FOR ME TO GIVE, BUT FOR A MAN AS DEVOTED AND
FAITHFUL AS YOU I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR NEED FOR SUCH
MATERIAL THINGS.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A MOMENT AND THINK OF A WISH THAT WILL
HONOUR AND GLORYFY ME."
The man thinks for a while and asks,
"Lord please can you help me to understand women better.
I'd like to why they laugh and cry, what they are trying to say when
they say nothing.
Lord basically I'd like to know how to make the women in my life
truly happy so I can be a better husband to my wife and better dad to
my daughter."
After a Few minutes The Lord asks,
"HOW MANY LANES DO YOU WANT ON THAT BRIDGE?"
