Make a wish...

[xounstaer]

i wsh i sleep well toningt and that the world is in more peacefull state or set of mind.

 

[Paradoxum]

GRANTED....but now you have no friends since yours think of you as high class.

I wish I could fly

Granted: Gravity is reversed for you... you float into space.

i wsh i sleep well toningt and that the world is in more peacefull state or set of mind.

Do I have the power to grant two wishes?

Who cares... Granted!: You will sleep well, and the world will be placed inside your peaceful state of mind. When you wake, the world will end.

I wish I had a boyfriend.

 

[NaturallyGone]

Granted. Justin Bieber is now your boyfriend. But you find out later he's not really a guy...

I wish to visit the place where Jesus died and came back to life

 

[Eye4Eye26]

Granted. Justin Bieber is now your boyfriend. But you find out later he's not really a guy...

I wish to visit the place where Jesus died and came back to life

GRANTED.....but you didn't get a chance to see him because you just missed him.

I wish to smile non stop

 

[LilJenny45]

Granted, but then your jaw gets so sore you can no longer eat solid food and must subsist on a liquid diet.

I wish I could go back in time and meet Edgar Allen Poe.

 

[Maka]

Granted, but you find out when you meet him that you can never return.

I wish I was sleeping.

 

[kittysbecute]

Granted, but you can't wake up until true loves first kiss (never been tested so it might not work).

I wish I could get a job.

 

[graciesings]

Granted, but your coworkers all have lice.

I wish math was easy.

 

[Maka]

Granted but now every other subject you take is harder..

I wish it was warmer today.

 

[ChristianNewbie123]

Granted, but Christmas will be colder than ever.

I wish my computer was faster.

 

[LilJenny45]

Granted, but Christmas will be colder than ever.

I wish my computer was faster.

Granted, but it moves so fast it creates a time-space paradox and accidentally devours the earth.

I wish I had red hair.

 

[ChristianNewbie123]

Granted, but it moves so fast it creates a time-space paradox and accidentally devours the earth.

I wish I had red hair.

Granted, but your body's green now.

I wish vegetables didn't exist.

 

[graciesings]

Logical consequence, now you're constipated.

I wish I had blue eyes.

 

[NaturallyGone]

Granted, but your eyes are pure blue, and you can't see out of them.

I wish i was a vampire

 

[ChristianNewbie123]

Granted, but your eyes are pure blue, and you can't see out of them.

I wish i was a vampire

Granted, but buffy the vampire slayer kills you

I wish I could go into video games

 

[NaturallyGone]

Granted, but you die, and get trapped inside your least favorite video game for all eternity.

I wish I was an Original.

 

[forest flower]

Granted but no-one else speaks your language anymore.

I wish to have the ability to form a bubble around my head for when I go swimming.

 

[NaturallyGone]

Congrats. Sadly, the bubble can't let air in or out, so you pass out and die from lack of clean air.

I wish for a new heart

 

[Mayflower1]

Granted, but your old heart was better.

I wish to have someone love me forever.

 

[Kol]

Granted. Your stalkers name is Tim.

I wish i could find a suit like the one in Napoleon dynamite.