Make a wish...

[Rhododendron]

Granted, but in order to maintain that body, you have to eat non stop forever. No more sleeping or talking for you!

I wish I could balance really well with my eyes closed.

 

[Sketcher]

Granted, but you can't open your eyes again for any reason.

I wish I had a 1911 .45 automatic.

 

[Bubba1301]

Granted.... you HAD it for 5 minutes before it was placed back into the museum for safekeeping.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep.

 

[Sketcher]

Granted, but you overslept, missed an appointment with the loanshark, and they are coming for you.

I wish I had a billion dollars.

 

[squeekers22]

u took mine lol but u cant spend it all u have to give it to a millonare

i wish i got along with everyone

 

[Rhododendron]

Granted, but you're so popular, no one will leave you alone.

I wish I had a second head. (LOL! I don't know!)

 

[squeekers22]

Granted, but you're so popular, no one will leave you alone.

I wish I had a second head. (LOL! I don't know!)

granted but u can not see ( ur funny)

i wish i was pretty

 

[moerunamida]

Granted! But everyone in the world is blind an cannot see you.

I wish I had a job.

 

[squeekers22]

granted but its the lowist paid job ever

i wish i could be a artist

 

[Rhododendron]

Granted, but your artistic ability can only come from paining with your toes... and you have a foot odor that can clear a building.

I wish my belly button was an innie and an outie at the same time.

 

[moerunamida]

Granted, but your artistic ability can only come from paining with your toes... and you have a foot odor that can clear a building.

I wish my belly button was an innie and an outie at the same time.

Granted, but you are the new attraction at the freak show circus tent...aside from me

I wish I had perfect vision

 

[Rhododendron]

(LOL! )

Granted, but now you can see all the tiny little bugs that are crawling everywhere that are normally invisible to the human eye without a microscope, and you've lost your appetite forever.

I wish I had a hoverboard and knew how to use it.

 

[moerunamida]

(LOL! )

Granted, but now you can see all the tiny little bugs that are crawling everywhere that are normally invisible to the human eye without a microscope, and you've lost your appetite forever.

I wish I had a hoverboard and knew how to use it.

LOL!!

Poof! But you accidently 'hover' into space and esssplode!

I wish I had the 'perfect man' LOL (waits for this one)

 

[squeekers22]

granted but he will pick his nose lol

i wish i were younger

 

[moerunamida]

Granted! You are 1 month old!

I wish I had a big feet

 

[squeekers22]

granted but they are the most stankifed feet ever everyone will pass out when u come near them lol im sry

i wish i could smile alot more

 

[moerunamida]

Poof! But your face is permanently turned into a 'smile'.

I wish I had $1000

 

[squeekers22]

granted but u have to give it to ur mother

i wish i was taller

 

[moerunamida]

granted but u have to give it to ur mother

i wish i was taller

Granted! You are 100FT tall

I wish I was in Heaven

 

[squeekers22]

granted but no one cant see u (didnt mean to be rude)

i wish i had the perfect body