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TwistTim

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Kol said:
Granted-and BUMP-but the restaraunt only serves breakfast, and you end up working nightshift for the next three years.

I wish I had more money.
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Granted, you dig in your back yard and find a chest, congratulations, you know possess the world's largest supply of Confederate Dollars.
Tragically which while being money, are worthless due to 1)the large amount you possess and 2) The Confederate Dollar being valued at nothing, except to collectors. 3)The Collectors don't want your stash.

I wish for a new laptop.
 
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MaybeMethuselah said:
Granted ..but it comes with Windows Vista

I wish for all those Miss America pagents to outlaw the phrase ..."I wish for world peace".
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granted, but now they say "I wish for Global Domination" and declare war on society.

I wish for a sandwich.
 
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atuck00 said:
Granted but it doesn't have any wheels!

I wish my basement wouldn't flood any more!
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You got it - but watch for that tidal wave crashing through your bedroom window!

I wish Starbucks had free wireless internet - starting tonight.
 
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Jeff91199 said:
You got it - but watch for that tidal wave crashing through your bedroom window!

I wish Starbucks had free wireless internet - starting tonight.
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It's yours, all the while a storm hits and the power goes out.

I wish I had a brand new motorcycle.
 
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Shephard23 said:
It's yours, all the while a storm hits and the power goes out.

I wish I had a brand new motorcycle.
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Granted but gas is so expensive there isn't even a price anymore.
Just this sign...



I wish for a windfall inheritance.
 
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