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boyscoutgirl · May 28, 2008

granted, but a hurricane hits a week later and your house floods, forcing you to move back to the mainland

I wish I had money.

Bellla · May 28, 2008

granted, but you store it all in one place and a fire starts and burns it all

I wish i was off of work tonight

jelvenko · Jun 3, 2008

Granted. You don't have to work tonight... But it's because you had to call out sick with the flu. High fever, aches, chills, the whole nine yards. So you have to stay in bed the whole night and can't go out and have fun.

I wish my wrist would stop giving me problems. (Strained it yesterday. )

Mnse87 · Jun 4, 2008

Granted but your back is going to start hurting.

I wish my boyfriend would stay by my side forever.

k450ofu3k-gh-5ipe · Jun 4, 2008

Granted, but unfortunately he isn't the guy you end up marrying.

I wish my jaw didn't pop all the time.

TheReasoner · Jun 4, 2008

dsrohe said:
Granted, but unfortunately he isn't the guy you end up marrying.

I wish my jaw didn't pop all the time.

Granted. Your jaw is torn off in a freak biking accident.

I wish I knew where my wife and I would live in a year

jennyren · Jun 4, 2008

granted but you'll have to move six times before then.

I wish I had the replacement filter for my vacuum.

CrazyPerson · Jun 5, 2008

jennyren said:
granted but you'll have to move six times before then.

I wish I had the replacement filter for my vacuum.

Granted, but now the rest of the parts broke.

I wish that I was a Pro Bowl NFL QB.

mccarty · Jun 5, 2008

ernest_theweedwhackerguy · Jun 5, 2008

Hahaha! I'm just the person to grant this wish. They call me the Emo Stomper. And I ain't jokin'.

Granted, but you have to burn all the cloths once I put them in a huge pile.

I wish I had somebody to live life with....

RachieCat · Jun 8, 2008

Okay ,granting that but you live together on monkey island in florida with 100's of wild monkeys.

I wish this fabulous guy would call me that I met Friday.

ernest_theweedwhackerguy · Jun 8, 2008

Granted, but he called to tell you that he was too busy.

I wish I could express myself better.

Jeff91199 · Jun 9, 2008

Granted - just in time for two detectives to show up with handcuffs and a copy of the Miranda rights.

I wish we never had another heat wave around here again.

HunnyBee · Jun 9, 2008

Wish granted ~ now it's freezing cold all year round.

I wish I could sing good.

Kol · Jun 11, 2008

Granted. You can sing good but not very well, and everyone gets so tired of you singing "good, good, good" all the time they throw you off a bridge into ankle-deep water.

I wish I could be nicer to people.

ernest_theweedwhackerguy · Jun 11, 2008

Granted, but everybody is mean to you in return.

I wish people weren't two-faced.

boyscoutgirl · Jun 16, 2008

Granted, but now they have four faces.

I wish I was at summer camp right now!!!

Sketcher · Jun 16, 2008

Granted, but there are a lot of very rough storms.

I wish I had my own army.

TheReasoner · Jun 16, 2008

twistedsketch said:
Granted, but there are a lot of very rough storms.

I wish I had my own army.

Granted. You gain an army of undead. They kill all living things in the entire world. You are now the only living being left.

I wish I knew and excelled beyond what is seen as humanly possible at all possible forms of martial arts.

Sketcher · Jun 16, 2008

Granted. You know it all now, but you kick so hard that you break your own back and the rest of your days are spent as a quadriplegic.

I wish I had 10 billion dollars.

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