Lunch instead of Love

[Drought]

Some Bon Jovi favorites:

"You Give Lunch a Bad Name"

"Nothing without Lunch"

Or maybe a Michael Bolton hit:

"You Ain't Got Nuthin' if you Ain't Got Lunch"

This is just a variation of a game I used to play with my friends in the car; make every song have something to do with Hampsters. We came up with some real doozies.

Like, a Metallica oldie:

"Hampster! Hampster! Master of hampsters is pulling the strings! Obey your hampster! Hampster!"

Or Jethro Tull:

"Heavy hampsters... move the land under me..."

Or Creed:

"Can you take my hampster? To a place where blind men see... can you take my hampster? To a place with golden streets..."

This love -> lunch one is easier though, because you know exactly which word you have to replace. Works alot better when "love" is used as a noun in the song, tho. "I need your lunchin'" just doesn't make a whole lotta sense.

 

[waterwizard]

He Ain't Heavy....He's my Hamster.....

 

[Psalmist_Warrior]

Lunch is a many splendored thing.

Lunchin, touchin, squeezin...

Lunchin Spoonful

On the wings of lunch, just the two of us together flyin high, flyin high upon the wings of lunch.

And in the end... the lunch you take... is equal to the lunch, you make (The End by The Beatles)

 

 

[SeRapH&CheRi]

Lunch, Lunch me do!!!
You know I lunch you!!
So please......lunch me too!!!

 

[Psalmist_Warrior]

How deep is your lunch... (beegees)

Let's talk about lunch
Let's talk about us
Let's talk about life
Let's talk about trust
Let's talk about lunch(celine dion)

I'm all outta lunch, I'm so lost without you... (air supply?)

and I'm gonna keep on lunchin you... (reo speedwagon)

Can you feel the lunch tonight (elton john)

My lunch, there's only you in my life,
The only thing that's right.
My first lunch, you're every breath that I take,
You're every step I make.
And I, I want to share, all my lunch with you,
No one else will do.
And your eyes, they tell me how much you care.
Oh yes, you will always be, my endless lunch.  (lionel ritchie)

This thread is sooooo funny... tears... oh my... ribs hurting. 

 

 

[waterwizard]

I'm saving all my lunch..... for you.....

 

[waterwizard]

Muskrat Lunch

 

[dkemp_ok]

One more time

Lunch Stinks! Yeah Yeah Lunch Stinks!

J. Geils Band

 

[waterwizard]

Lunch hurts.....Lunch scars.....
Nazareth

 

[Psalmist_Warrior]

All we need is lunch... All we need is lunch... Lunch is all we need. (Beatles)

chorus:
I can't get enough of your lunch
I can't get enough of your lunch
I can't get enough of your lunch

verse 2:
Well it's late, and I want lunch
lunch is gonna break me in two
Gonna hang me up in the doorway
Gonna hang me up like ya do   BAD COMPANY

 

[dkemp_ok]

two more then I'll quit.

The look of lunch is in your eyes.

Hunka, Hunka burnin' lunch

Dan K.

 

 

[doclogan]

Smitty's Lunch Revolution

Sandi's Lunch in any Language

Shania's If You're not in it for lunch, I'm outta here

Amy's Lunch of another kind

         Saved by Lunch

What about the Lunch?

 

 

 

 

[Vixen Evenstar]

You say you need lunch
tell me where does it get you?
when push comes to shove...
Newsboys