Look what I found:

[Tiberius]

Then you're not a flying squirrel, but you're a squirrel flying?

I never claimed I could turn into a flying squirrel, just the ordinary kind.

Now, since you have no way to prove that I can't turn into a squirrel, do you think it's possible that I can?

 

[AV1611VET]

I never claimed I could turn into a flying squirrel, just the ordinary kind.

Avian squirrels are the ordinary kind.

 

[Jazer]

Who's the guy that pioneered that, and died using it?

They say it get boring so they start to take more risks,

http://youtu.be/ttz5oPpF1Js

 

[Tinker Grey]

Avian squirrels are the ordinary kind.

The road to hell is paved with equivocations.

 

[AV1611VET]

The road to hell is paved with equivocations.

And no one equivocates more than one who says he can turn into a squirrel, right?

 

[Tinker Grey]

And no one equivocates more than one who says he can turn into a squirrel, right?

Wrong.

 

[Tiberius]

Avian squirrels are the ordinary kind.

Squirrels are part bird now?

Do you think that supports evolution?

 

[AV1611VET]

Squirrels are part bird now?

-- Do birds glide?

 

[Tiberius]

And no one equivocates more than one who says he can turn into a squirrel, right?

In what way am I equivocating?

I am not making use of words with similar sounds, I am claiming that I literally can become a squirrel. My body changes shape, I get a nice fluffy tail.

I am not using fallacious reasoning. I am making a very definite claim.

I am not using a semantic shift, metaphor, amphiboly, or anything else.

I am making a claim in clear language. I am not being ambiguous, and I am speaking literally. I can turn into a squirrel. Since you can't prove that I am unable to turn into a squirrel, you must accept that I can. Clear?

 

[Tiberius]

-- Do birds glide?

What nonsense is this? Anything that glides must be part bird?

Is this PERSON part bird? Is this an avian human?

 

[AV1611VET]

In what way am I equivocating?

I am not making use of words with similar sounds, I am claiming that I literally can become a squirrel. My body changes shape, I get a nice fluffy tail.

I am not using fallacious reasoning. I am making a very definite claim.

I am not using a semantic shift, metaphor, amphiboly, or anything else.

I am making a claim in clear language. I am not being ambiguous, and I am speaking literally. I can turn into a squirrel. Since you can't prove that I am unable to turn into a squirrel, you must accept that I can. Clear?

Here's the change I'm looking for:

Philippians 3:20 For our conversation is in heaven; from whence also we look for the Saviour, the Lord Jesus Christ:
Philippians 3:21 Who shall change our vile body, that it may be fashioned like unto his glorious body, according to the working whereby he is able even to subdue all things unto himself.

And that fluffy tail you're talking about -- I'd look in the mirror, if I were you.

You might just be a wolf in sheep's clothing, rather than an ape in squirrel's.

 

[AV1611VET]

What nonsense is this? Anything that glides must be part bird?

Ever heard of flying squirrels?

 

[Tiberius]

Yes I have. I'm asking why you think that flying squirrels are the default type.

 

[AV1611VET]

Yes I have. I'm asking why you think that flying squirrels are the default type.

I asked you if you could fly, didn't I?

 

[Tiberius]

I asked you if you could fly, didn't I?

You also said that flying squirrels are the ordinary type.

Avian squirrels are the ordinary kind.

 

[Naraoia]

-- Do birds glide?

Of course they do.

 

[roach]

Until they can see every cubic centimeter of this universe, and see it simultaneously, they have no right to say God doesn't exist.

...or have the right to say he does, either.


i must be really bored

 

[Tinker Grey]

...or have the right to say he does, either.


i must be really bored

It is rather odd that an omnipresent God who is not willing that any should perish would be in hiding. (For the obtuse: that means I shouldn't need to search every cc of the universe to conclude that an omnipresent God who doesn't me to perish is a concept is that unconvincing.)

 

[razeontherock]

Not at all. It is the god of this world that would like to be displayed prominently.

 

[Tiberius]

So, I guess everyone thinks it's a bad idea to believe my claim that I can turn into a squirrel? I don't understand your doubts. After all, you'll never be able to prove I can't turn into a squirrel, so why don't you believe me?