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My nomination isn't what some might think. Baby It's Cold Outside? All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth? I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus? Santa Baby? Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer?
None of those.
Which one, then, do I find most annoying?
Well, you'll be able to guess after I tell you how I would be tempted to reply if I were Mary.
"The archangel Gabriel explained to me what I was getting into, and I gave my full informed consent. Then I went to visit my relative Elizabeth, and she gave me more details. I even wrote a song about it myself, while I was still pregnant. After I gave birth, I kept and pondered in my heart everything the wise men said to me. At the temple, Simeon and Anna both separately discussed things with me too. In summary, the answer is yes. I knew. Now will you please stop asking me?"
Which, I suppose, is why she is Mary, and I am not.
None of those.
Which one, then, do I find most annoying?
Well, you'll be able to guess after I tell you how I would be tempted to reply if I were Mary.
"The archangel Gabriel explained to me what I was getting into, and I gave my full informed consent. Then I went to visit my relative Elizabeth, and she gave me more details. I even wrote a song about it myself, while I was still pregnant. After I gave birth, I kept and pondered in my heart everything the wise men said to me. At the temple, Simeon and Anna both separately discussed things with me too. In summary, the answer is yes. I knew. Now will you please stop asking me?"
Which, I suppose, is why she is Mary, and I am not.