They are planning a "hug" a fundy day over at the liberal forum.
One of the ambushes they are planning is to start a thread called, "Honk if you are fundie!", This way they can identify us.
They don't need to trick me to identify me.
I'll be happy to make it easy for them:
I am a fundamentalist Christian. I believe the Bible from the table of contents in the front, all the way through the maps in the back.
I believe that all of the Bible is God-breathed, inerrant, and the final authority on all matters of doctrine and practice for the Christian.
I am unapologetically pro-life and, while I will continue to love the homosexual person and reach out to them with the love of Christ, I condemn the act of homosexuality, just as the word of God condemns it.
I believe that Jesus Christ is the only way, the ultimate source of truth, and the only source of eternal life.
He is the only avenue of salvation for sinful men and no man can come to the Father unless they come through Him, via repentence of their sins and faith in His vicarious, atoning sacrifice on the cross on their behalf.
I believe that Jesus Christ was born of a literal virgin. I believe that He lived a literal sinless life. I believe that He died a literal death on a literal cross. I believe that He was literally and physically resurrected. I believe that He literally ascended to Heaven and is literally coming again for His church. I believe that He will preside over the resurrection of the dead. I believe that He will judge both the quick and the dead, the righteous to eternal life, and the wicked to eternal damnation.
I believe that Heaven is the literal dwelling place of God, where those in Christ will go upon death to live with Him forever, worshipping God, fellowshipping with God and other believers, and reigning with Christ.
I believe that Hell is a real, literal place of eternal, fiery torment, where those judged by Christ to have died in their sins will be consigned for eternity, as punishment for their sins.
I believe that Christ established His church on Earth to glorify Himself and as a foretaste of the believer's fellowship with Him. I believe that He is returning to claim the church as a bridegroom claims His bride. I believe that this will signal the beginning of the great tribulation.
I believe that the mission of the church is six fold:
1) corporate preaching and teaching of God's word
2) corporate worship
3) for the mutual edification of the body of Christ
4) for the exhortation of the body of Christ
5) to exercise discipline in order to help believers grow in holiness.
6) to preach the Gospel to all nations, to baptise in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit and to make disciples.
I will continue to preach the "three mountain Gospel":
1) Mt. Sinai, where God gave His laws to men
2) Mt. Calvary, where Jesus Christ died
3) The Mount of Olives where Jesus Christ will return
Finally, and most importantly, so that there is no question among the liberals where I stand:
I pledge allegiance to the Lamb
With all my strength, with all I am.
I will seek to honor His commands
I pledge allegiance to the Lamb.
To the Lamb of God who bore my pain
Who took my place, Who wore my shame.
I will seek to honor His commands
I pledge allegiance to the Lamb.
So, did I miss anything? Do you think they'll know I'm a
fundamentalist?
