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[Yusuphhai]

A Joke from former Soviet Union 2:Three Prisoners privately talked about why they were put into prison. The first said:“ I was put into prison because I opposed the Secretary of the Party Committee Петров.” The second said:” I was put into prison because I supported the Secretary of the Party Committee Петров”. The third said:” I was put into prison because I am Петров.”