Let's Party -- The sequel thread. . .

[AlabamaMan]

AlabamaMan gets his crowbar!!!!

 

[stumpsitting101]

And they all sang:
"Jesus Saves; Jesus Saves; Jesus Saves; oh, Jesus Saves;
Jesus Saves; Jesus Saves; Jesus Saves, Yes Jesus Saves.

Hey, I don't know which is the top of this box. There's no arrows to indicate where the top is. Let's turn the box over to see if the arrows are on the other side.

 

[SpiritPsalmist]

Yup! That's what God said to satan, because Jesus saves.


Hey, did you know that somebody once figured out that we have 35 million laws trying to enforce 10 commandments?

 

[SpiritPsalmist]

Here are 23 ways to anoy people, if you already don't

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice)

3) Insist your email address be xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it IN'.

7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'money cometh.'

10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

11) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".

12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

13) dontuseanypunctuationorspaces

14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

15) Ask people what sex they are.

16) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

17) Sing Along at the opera.

18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)

20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them where you're going. For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.

21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

22) Tell your friends five days early you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

23) Hum when you ride an elevator.

 

[a'miepje]

LOL have u been trying them out???

 

[AlabamaMan]

I think I would try a few of those LOL....those were great!!!

 

[SpiritPsalmist]

LOL have u been trying them out???

Naw!!! I already annoy people. . .religious people.

I use to work with a religious organization and it seemed to annoy most around me that I was "happy". I'm not a bouncy person mind you, although at the moment I'm still waiting for someone to help me out of this BOX

. . . but my joy, and trust, and love for Jesus was just toooooo much for them.

I was experienceing some major physical and financial issues in my life and I was toooooo happy. According to them I was supposed to be fretting and running around trying to force things to happen. . I mean that's what God gave me a brain for. . . so they said.

But anyway, a couple of those things do sound kinda fun. . . I'm just tooo shy.

 

[stumpsitting101]

IIII'MMMMM Baaaackkkkk:
Here Quaffer: I'm going to slip you these through the cracks in the box. A small flashlight, a small mirror, and this stick of wood. Tell me when you got them in the box.

 

[SpiritPsalmist]

IIII'MMMMM Baaaackkkkk:
Here Quaffer: I'm going to slip you these through the cracks in the box. A small flashlight, a small mirror, and this stick of wood. Tell me when you got them in the box.

Oooh, I get to see myself all scrunched up in here. . .and I can put all these little sparkley things on the wood. . . what fun

 

[stumpsitting101]

Now listen carefully. Turn the flashlight on so you can see. When you can see, look into the mirror to see what is in there. Shut your eyes and remember what you saw. Now take that saw and cut the stick of wood in half. Now that the sticks in in two halves, all must realize that two halves make a whole. Now that you have a (w)hole climb through it.
Ken

 

[SpiritPsalmist]

*gasp*

It worked. . . .thank you Ken

SEEEEE! With God nothing is impossible. . .what Ken meant as a funny God intended for good.

I can rejoin the party now

 

[stumpsitting101]

Ghana:
O Yommy Yea
O Yommy Yea
O Yommy Yea
Yommy Yea Momme.
(Spelling the best I can)

God is so good
God is so good
God is so good
He's so good to me.

 

[SpiritPsalmist]

I NEED A HUG. . .
GROUP HUG

 

[stumpsitting101]

Hi Quaffer: I just got in from the garden, I sparkle and glisten. If you don't mind, neither do I.

Rained the last two days, yesterday yielding 5 inches, yes the creeks rose, had flash flood warnings. Today the sun came out with full force, the humidity so high one could almost swim in the air. But in my experience, each day one awakes, has the makings of a glorious day.
I think I'll go start another batch of Dill Pickles.
Be back shortly
Blessings
Ken

 

[a'miepje]

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I am leaving for a vacation to portugal in a day or two so wont be around to party and stuff.
actually my summer is quite busy, traveling all over the world, will be in 3 continents in like 2 months lol. anyway see yas laterz!

 

[SpiritPsalmist]

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I am leaving for a vacation to portugal in a day or two so wont be around to party and stuff.
actually my summer is quite busy, traveling all over the world, will be in 3 continents in like 2 months lol. anyway see yas laterz!

Wow. What fun that will be. Take lot's of pictures and maybe you can share them with us when you get back.

Will this be ministry travelling?

 

[a'miepje]

first going on familyvacation to portugal, leaving saturday.
then going to toronto canada for 2 weeks in august, for a reunion of a school of ministry i did last year.
then in september going on a months missiontrip to south africa and mozambique.

 

[SpiritPsalmist]

first going on familyvacation to portugal, leaving saturday.
then going to toronto canada for 2 weeks in august, for a reunion of a school of ministry i did last year.
then in september going on a months missiontrip to south africa and mozambique.

I'm sure you'll have a blessed time. And we'll hold your party spot for you

 

[AlabamaMan]

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO GOD has blessed me so much, I just gotta praise his name!

 

[SpiritPsalmist]

Do I hear a testimony