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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! Where do you get this stuff Quaffer? That's hilarious. I'm going to send it to my daughter.Quaffer said:Here's a funny take on Footprints
Butt Prints In the Sand
One night I had a dream,
One set of footprints there was seen,
The footprints of my precious Lord,
But mine were not along the shore,
But then some stranger prints appeared,
And I asked the Lord, "What have we here?
Those prints are large and round and neat,
But Lord, they are too big for feet."
"My child," He said in somber tones,
"For miles I carried you alone.
I challenged you to walk in faith,
But you refused and made me wait.
You disobeyed, you would not grow,
So you were tired and fed up,
And there I dropped you on your butt.
Because in life, there comes a time,
When one must fight and one must climb,
When one must rise and take a stand
Or leave their butt print in the sand."
By His Grace said:Thanksgiving has come and gone again.
I ate to much turkey, and gluttony is a sin.
I'll ask for forgiveness, even though I enjoyed every bite.
I would love to dance and shout, but my pants are to tight.
PRAISE THE LORD FOR HIS BOUNTY.
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