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Let's Party -- The sequel thread. . .

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Here's a religious political joke:

The Pope is visiting DC and President Bush takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac... sailing on the presidential yacht, the Sequoia.

They're admiring the sights when, all of a sudden, the Pope's hat (zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the water. Secret service guys start to launch a boat, but Bush waves them off, saying "Wait, wait. I'll take care of this.

Don't worry." Bush then steps off the yacht onto the surface of the water and walks out to the Holy Father's little hat, bends over and picks it up, then walks back to the yacht and climbs aboard. He hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.

The next morning the topic of conversation among Democrats on the Hill, the New York Times, Hollywood celebrities, and in France and Germany is:

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Here's a funny take on Footprints


Butt Prints In the Sand

One night I had a dream,

One set of footprints there was seen,

The footprints of my precious Lord,

But mine were not along the shore,

But then some stranger prints appeared,

And I asked the Lord, "What have we here?

Those prints are large and round and neat,

But Lord, they are too big for feet."

"My child," He said in somber tones,

"For miles I carried you alone.

I challenged you to walk in faith,

But you refused and made me wait.

You disobeyed, you would not grow,

So you were tired and fed up,

And there I dropped you on your butt.

Because in life, there comes a time,

When one must fight and one must climb,

When one must rise and take a stand

Or leave their butt print in the sand."

 
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Quaffer said:
Here's a funny take on Footprints


Butt Prints In the Sand

One night I had a dream,

One set of footprints there was seen,

The footprints of my precious Lord,

But mine were not along the shore,

But then some stranger prints appeared,

And I asked the Lord, "What have we here?

Those prints are large and round and neat,

But Lord, they are too big for feet."

"My child," He said in somber tones,

"For miles I carried you alone.

I challenged you to walk in faith,

But you refused and made me wait.

You disobeyed, you would not grow,

So you were tired and fed up,

And there I dropped you on your butt.

Because in life, there comes a time,

When one must fight and one must climb,

When one must rise and take a stand

Or leave their butt print in the sand."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! Where do you get this stuff Quaffer? That's hilarious. I'm going to send it to my daughter.
 
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Thanksgiving has come and gone again.
I ate to much turkey, and gluttony is a sin :yum: .
I'll ask for forgiveness, even though I enjoyed every bite.
I would love to dance and shout, but my pants are to tight :blush: .
PRAISE THE LORD FOR HIS BOUNTY.


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By His Grace said:
Thanksgiving has come and gone again.
I ate to much turkey, and gluttony is a sin :yum: .
I'll ask for forgiveness, even though I enjoyed every bite.
I would love to dance and shout, but my pants are to tight :blush: .
PRAISE THE LORD FOR HIS BOUNTY.


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That's cute By His Grace, thanks for sharing it :hug:
 
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