Bible Addict said:
Hi everyone, I've decided I want to become Catholic,
And the angels in heaven rejoice!
I'm having trouble with something though, I found a wesbite which explains what to do when praying the rosary, but it seems REALLY complicated... does anyone have any advice on how I can memorise everything?
The Mysteries:
Joyful (Monday/Saturday)
Annunciation
Visitation
Nativity
Presentation in the Temple
Finding of the Child Jesus in the Temple
These are all of the "happy" events of Jesus' life. It helps me to remember that they would have happened in the order they are placed in. The Annunciation happened before the Visitation ("how is it that the mother of my Lord should come to me"), which happened before Christ's birth, etc.
And while this may not be the best mnemonic for a religious devotion: AVNPF = All Vampires Need Precious Flesh.
Glorious (Sunday/Wednesday)
Resurrection
Ascension
Descent of the Holy Spirit
Assumption
Coronation of Mary as Queen of Heaven & Earth
Again, the events happened in this order. But you can also remember "up, up, down, up, up." Christ rose (up), ascended (up), sent the Holy Spirit (down), Mary was assumed (up), and crowned as queen in heaven (up).
RADAC: Real Animals Don't Accept Corn.
Sorrowful (Tuesday/Friday)
Agony in the Garden
Scourging at the Pillar
Crowning with Thorns
Carrying of the Cross
Crucifixion
SECOND (s) = SCOURGING (s), THIRD = THORNS. The rest kind of fall into place.
ASCCC: All Stellar Catholics Carry Crucifixes.
Luminous (Thursday)
Baptism of the Lord
Wedding at Cana
Proclamation of the Kingdom
Transfiguration
Institution of the Eucharist
I still have a hard time keeping these in order, so I don't have any easy memorization system for you here. Hopefully someone else has something.
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And if I may just say that if you're just now converting to Catholicism and you're willing to pray a rosary, the Lord will do wonderful things with you. Mary's intercession is more powerful than any other, and if you can make this devotion one of your regulars, the graces will be flowing my brother, I promise you!