- Aug 30, 2020
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I have a bad weakness for Laffy Taffy candy and aside from the candy itself, I love the little jokes on the wrappers. I get a bag on occasion, so, if I find any cute/good ones, I'll share them here. If you also get a good wrapper joke, go ahead and share it!
Q. What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Q. What is a sea monster's favorite snack?
Q. What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Q. What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A. A nervous wreck.
Q. What is a sea monster's favorite snack?
A. Ships and dip.
Q. What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A. A neck-tarine.