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A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his
parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at
home, but no answer came
to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation
3:20" on the back of it
and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday,
he found that his
card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic
message, "Genesis
3:10"
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he
broke up in gales of
laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door
and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden
and I was afraid for
I was naked."
parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at
home, but no answer came
to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation
3:20" on the back of it
and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday,
he found that his
card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic
message, "Genesis
3:10"
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he
broke up in gales of
laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door
and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden
and I was afraid for
I was naked."
too funny!
