One day, a proud lion waltzed around the jungle and started talking to the animals he came across.
He comes across a zebra and yells "Ay stripes! Who's the king 'o this joint?" and the zebra says "Oh you sire! You're the king!" So the lion says "Awright off ya go"
He comes across a giraffe and yells "Oi stretch! Who's the king of the joint?" and the giraffe says "Oh you are sire! You're the king of the jungle!" and the lion says "Awright off ya go"
He comes across a massive bull elephant and says "Oi stretch marks! Who's the king of this joint?" and the bull elephant picks him up, tosses him thirty feet in the air, drop kicks him, picks him up in his tusks, twirls him around and whams him into a palm tree.
The lion picks himself up and says "Awright, no need to get mad cause you don't know the answer!"
He comes across a zebra and yells "Ay stripes! Who's the king 'o this joint?" and the zebra says "Oh you sire! You're the king!" So the lion says "Awright off ya go"
He comes across a giraffe and yells "Oi stretch! Who's the king of the joint?" and the giraffe says "Oh you are sire! You're the king of the jungle!" and the lion says "Awright off ya go"
He comes across a massive bull elephant and says "Oi stretch marks! Who's the king of this joint?" and the bull elephant picks him up, tosses him thirty feet in the air, drop kicks him, picks him up in his tusks, twirls him around and whams him into a palm tree.
The lion picks himself up and says "Awright, no need to get mad cause you don't know the answer!"
