Kid Comments

[Ric]

* A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth?"
One lil' girl spoke up: "According to my Daddy -- terrible!"

* Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the lil' tyke piped up,= "Yeah? Well, if we were speeding, so were you!"

* Two kids were trying to figure out what game to play. One said, "Let's play doctor."
"Good idea." said the other. "You operate, and I'll sue."

* I guess you can get too health conscious... The wife and I don't have a lot of "junk food" in the house. Upon eating a snack of some munchies or other my Grandson asked what vitamins they had in them. I told him I doubted there were any at all. He replied wide-eyed, "You mean these are just for fun?"

 

[eturner74]

lol

 

[godisgr8]

lol those are so cute!

 

[tck1987]

lol

 

[Lil'_Miss_Princess_Aimz]

great!!

#2 an #4 were da best i reckon!!

 

[TheMainException]

I liked that last one!!!

 

[Phoenixtears1]

I love jokes like these!

 

[onlooker]

LOL...I'll never forget the time after our father-daughter dance at the school. I was taking my daughter out to eat afterwards when I was pulled over. I knew I had a head light out, and thats why I was being stopped.
When the officer came up to the window, my daughter leaned forward and said
" Sorry we were speeding. My daddy always does!"
I was speechless, until the officer began to laugh!
Bless her heart, I didn't even get a fix-it ticket!!!

 

[oy!]

lol, so cute

 

[jehovahjireh2007]

Lol they are sooooooooo like children, just the typical bluntness.

Derbystudent

 

[dmiller]

Hahahaha!

 

[Songbird1]

lol

 

[val5662]

funnyyee