I have had 24 hours to think about what our resident gynaecologist expert has told us about making a baby. Now as I understand him/her, two people hopefully a husband and wife, share their love for each other and make a baby. Only according to our resident expert, it is not a baby it is an IT.
This IT is nothing more than an IT until the moment they are born. As the mother's womb begins to grow in size, it is accomodating an IT and apparently if she has an ultrasound and sees a baby in her womb she is deluded because what she is looking at is an IT which is not a baby.
She might have the doctor check the heartbeat with his stethoscope to make sure all is OK but again she is deluded because an IT does not have a heartbeat. Only babies have heartbeats and as this is not a baby, no such heartbeat exists.
So, the mother is deluded by the ultrasound and is deluded by the doctor and his stethoscope.
So, if it is not a baby, it is an IT what is IT that is inside the womb that is growing bigger and bigger and heavier all the time. Unfortunately, our resident expert can't tell us what the IT is except that it is not a baby.
So to all you mothers and and potential mothers out there, you are not carrying your baby in your womb, you are carrying an IT and what that IT is, well its anyones guess.
So don't tell people the baby is due in six weeks time because that is a lie. You have to say that IT is due in six weeks time.
So when can you start calling IT your baby? Apparently according to our resident expert it is when IT is born and not a moment before. It becomes a baby when the doctor has delivered the IT and not a moment before.
Our resident expert obviously believes in miracles because whatever the IT is, as it comes out of the womb, it morphs into a baby. Apparently it turns into a baby in the birth canal because I am not aware of anyone giving birth to an IT.
So there you have it. Our resident expert has it all sorted and you mothers can forget the idea that you are carrying a baby in the womb. It ain't so. You are carrying an IT in your womb.
So far, he/she has refused to tell me what an IT is. Perhaps you will have better luck.