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cedric1200

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A little girl was sitting on her father's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes of the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheeck. She was alternating stroking her own cheeck, then his again. Finally spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"

"Yes sweetheart," he answered. "God made a long time ago."

"'Oh," she paused, "grandpa, did God make too?"

"Yes indeed honey," he said. "God made you just a little while ago."

Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it."
 
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cedric1200

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A hat was passed around a church congregation to take up an offering for the visiting minister. Presently, it was returned to him...embarassingly empty. Slowly the parson inverted the hat and shook it meaningfully.

Then raising his eyes heavenward, he exclaimed, "I thank you, Lord, that I got my hat back from this congregation."
 
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